A day came when Thomas McLeod and Celia lingered at the end of the latticed “passage.”
“Sixteen a week isn’t much,” said Thomas, letting his cap rest on his shoulder blades.
Celia looked through the lattice-work and whistled a dead march. Shopping with Aunt Henrietta the day before, she had paid that much for a dozen handkerchiefs.
“Maybe I’ll get a raise next month,” said Thomas. “I’ll be around to-morrow at the same time with a bag of flour and the laundry soap.”
“All right,” said Celia. “Annette’s married cousin pays only $20 a month for a flat in the Bronx.”
Never for a moment did she count on the Spraggins money. She knew Aunt Henrietta’s invincible pride of caste and pa’s mightiness as a Colossus of cash, and she understood that if she chose Thomas she and her grocer’s young man might go whistle for a living.
Another day came, Thomas violating the dignity of Nabob Avenue with “The Devil’s Dream,” whistled keenly between his teeth.
“Raised to eighteen a week yesterday,” he said. “Been pricing flats around Morningside. You want to start untying those apron strings and unpinning that cap, old girl.”
“Oh, Tommy!” said Celia, with her broadest smile. “Won’t that be enough? I got Betty to show me how to make a cottage pudding. I guess we could call it a flat pudding if we wanted to.”
“And tell no lie,” said Thomas.
“And I can sweep and polish and dust—of course, a parlor maid learns that. And we could whistle duets of evenings.”
“The old man said he’d raise me to twenty at Christmas if Bryan couldn’t think of any harder name to call a Republican than a ‘postponer,’” said the grocer’s young man.
“I can sew,” said Celia; “and I know that you must make the gas company’s man show his badge when he comes to look at the meter; and I know how to put up quince jam and window curtains.”
“Bully! you’re all right, Cele. Yes, I believe we can pull it off on eighteen.”
As he was jumping into the wagon the second parlor maid braved discovery by running swiftly to the gate.
“And, oh, Tommy, I forgot,” she called, softly. “I believe I could make your neckties.”
“Forget it,” said Thomas decisively.
“And another thing,” she continued. “Sliced cucumbers at night will drive away cockroaches.”
“And sleep, too, you bet,” said Mr. McLeod. “Yes, I believe if I have a delivery to make on the West Side this afternoon I’ll look in at a furniture store I know over there.”
It was just as the wagon dashed away that old Jacob Spraggins struck the sideboard with his fist and made the mysterious remark about ten thousand dollars that you perhaps remember. Which justifies the reflection that some stories, as well as life, and puppies thrown into wells, move around in circles. Painfully but briefly we must shed light on Jacob’s words.