“‘Get anything out of that?’ I asks.

“‘That reminds me,’ says he; ’add $8.50 for pepsin.  Yes, I got indigestion.’

“‘How am I supposed to push along your scramble for prominence?’ I inquires.  ‘Contrast?’

“‘Something of that sort to-night,’ says Vaucross.  ’It grieves me; but I am forced to resort to eccentricity.’  And here he drops his napkin in his soup and rises up and bows to a gent who is devastating a potato under a palm across the room.

“‘The Police Commissioner,’ says my climber, gratified.  ‘Friend’, says I, in a hurry, ’have ambitions but don’t kick a rung out of your ladder.  When you use me as a stepping stone to salute the police you spoil my appetite on the grounds that I may be degraded and incriminated.  Be thoughtful.’

“At the Quaker City squab en casserole the idea about Artemisia Blye comes to me.

“‘Suppose I can manage to get you in the papers,’ says I—­’a column or two every day in all of ’em and your picture in most of ’em for a week.  How much would it be worth to you?’

“‘Ten thousand dollars,’ says Vaucross, warm in a minute.  ’But no murder,’ says he; ‘and I won’t wear pink pants at a cotillon.’

“‘I wouldn’t ask you to,’ says I.  ’This is honorable, stylish and uneffeminate.  Tell the waiter to bring a demi tasse and some other beans, and I will disclose to you the opus moderandi.’

“We closed the deal an hour later in the rococo rouge et noise room.  I telegraphed that night to Miss Artemisia in Salina.  She took a couple of photographs and an autograph letter to an elder in the Fourth Presbyterian Church in the morning, and got some transportation and $80.  She stopped in Topeka long enough to trade a flashlight interior and a valentine to the vice-president of a trust company for a mileage book and a package of five-dollar notes with $250 scrawled on the band.

“The fifth evening after she got my wire she was waiting, all decolletee and dressed up, for me and Vaucross to take her to dinner in one of these New York feminine apartment houses where a man can’t get in unless he plays bezique and smokes depilatory powder cigarettes.

“‘She’s a stunner,’ says Vaucross when he saw her.  ’They’ll give her a two-column cut sure.’

“This was the scheme the three of us concocted.  It was business straight through.  Vaucross was to rush Miss Blye with all the style and display and emotion he could for a month.  Of course, that amounted to nothing as far as his ambitions were concerned.  The sight of a man in a white tie and patent leather pumps pouring greenbacks through the large end of a cornucopia to purchase nutriment and heartsease for tall, willowy blondes in New York is as common a sight as blue turtles in delirium tremens.  But he was to write her love letters—­the worst kind of love letters, such as your wife publishes after you are dead—­every day.  At the end of the month he was to drop her, and she would bring suit for $100,000 for breach of promise.