“I’ll take a little trot around town all by myself,” thought old Tom, “and try if I can stir up anything new.  Let’s see—­it seems I’ve read about a king or a Cardiff giant or something in old times who used to go about with false whiskers on, making Persian dates with folks he hadn’t been introduced to.  That don’t listen like a bad idea.  I certainly have got a case of humdrumness and fatigue on for the ones I do know.  That old Cardiff used to pick up cases of trouble as he ran upon ’em and give ’em gold—­sequins, I think it was—­and make ’em marry or got ’em good Government jobs.  Now, I’d like something of that sort.  My money is as good as his was even if the magazines do ask me every month where I got it.  Yes, I guess I’ll do a little Cardiff business to-night, and see how it goes.”

Plainly dressed, old Tom Crowley left his Madison Avenue palace, and walked westward and then south.  As he stepped to the sidewalk, Fate, who holds the ends of the strings in the central offices of all the enchanted cities pulled a thread, and a young man twenty blocks away looked at a wall clock, and then put on his coat.

James Turner worked in one of those little hat-cleaning establishments on Sixth Avenue in which a fire alarm rings when you push the door open, and where they clean your hat while you wait—­two days.  James stood all day at an electric machine that turned hats around faster than the best brands of champagne ever could have done.  Overlooking your mild impertinence in feeling a curiosity about the personal appearance of a stranger, I will give you a modified description of him.  Weight, 118; complexion, hair and brain, light; height, five feet six; age, about twenty-three; dressed in a $10 suit of greenish-blue serge; pockets containing two keys and sixty-three cents in change.

But do not misconjecture because this description sounds like a General Alarm that James was either lost or a dead one.

Allons!

James stood all day at his work.  His feet were tender and extremely susceptible to impositions being put upon or below them.  All day long they burned and smarted, causing him much suffering and inconvenience.  But he was earning twelve dollars per week, which he needed to support his feet whether his feet would support him or not.

James Turner had his own conception of what happiness was, just as you and I have ours.  Your delight is to gad about the world in yachts and motor-cars and to hurl ducats at wild fowl.  Mine is to smoke a pipe at evenfall and watch a badger, a rattlesnake, and an owl go into their common prairie home one by one.

James Turner’s idea of bliss was different; but it was his.  He would go directly to his boarding-house when his day’s work was done.  After his supper of small steak, Bessemer potatoes, stooed (not stewed) apples and infusion of chicory, he would ascend to his fifth-floor-back hall room.  Then he would take off his shoes and socks, place the soles of his burning feet against the cold bars of his iron bed, and read Clark Russell’s sea yarns.  The delicious relief of the cool metal applied to his smarting soles was his nightly joy.  His favorite novels never palled upon him; the sea and the adventures of its navigators were his sole intellectual passion.  No millionaire was ever happier than James Turner taking his ease.