She talked to me in a pretty, confidential, appealing way, which I have heard her dearest friends censure as childish and affected; but I thought then that her manner had an indescribable charm and fascination about it, and the memory of it makes my heart ache now with a pang that is not all pain.

Even before the colonel made his appearance I had begun to see that my enemy, the poodle, occupied an exceptional position in that household.  It was abundantly clear by the time I took my leave.

He seemed to be the centre of their domestic system, and even lovely Lilian revolved contentedly around him as a kind of satellite; he could do no wrong in his owner’s eyes, his prejudices (and he was a narrow-minded animal) were rigorously respected, and all domestic arrangements were made with a primary view to his convenience.

I may be wrong, but I cannot think that it is wise to put any poodle upon such a pedestal as that.  How this one in particular, as ordinary a quadruped as ever breathed, had contrived to impose thus upon his infatuated proprietors, I never could understand, but so it was; he even engrossed the chief part of the conversation, which after any lull seemed to veer round to him by a sort of natural law.

I had to endure a long biographical sketch of him,—­what a society paper would call an “anecdotal photo,”—­and each fresh anecdote seemed to me to exhibit the depraved malignity of the beast in a more glaring light, and render the doting admiration of the family more astounding than ever.

“Did you tell Mr. Weatherhead, Lily, about Bingo” (Bingo was the poodle’s preposterous name) “and Tacks?  No?  Oh, I must tell him that; it’ll make him laugh.  Tacks is our gardener down in the village (d’ ye know Tacks?).  Well, Tacks was up here the other day, nailing up some trellis-work at the top of a ladder, and all the time there was Master Bingo sitting quietly at the foot of it looking on; wouldn’t leave it on any account.  Tacks said he was quite company for him.  Well, at last, when Tacks had finished and was coming down, what do you thing that rascal there did?  Just sneaked quietly up behind and nipped him in both calves and ran off.  Been looking out for that the whole time!  Ha, ha!—­deep that, eh?”

I agreed, with an inward shudder, that it was very deep, thinking privately that, if this was a specimen of Bingo’s usual treatment of the natives, it would be odd if he did not find himself deeper still before—­probably just before—­he died.

“Poor, faithful old doggie!” murmured Mrs. Currie; “he thought Tacks was a nasty burglar, didn’t he?  He wasn’t going to see master robbed was he?”

“Capital house-dog, sir,” struck in the colonel.  “Gad, I shall never forget how he made poor Heavisides run for it the other day!  Ever met Heavisides of the Bombay Fusileers?  Well, Heavisides was staying here, and the dog met him one morning as he was coming down from the bath-room.  Didn’t recognise him in ‘pajamas’ and a dressing-gown, of course, and made at him.  He kept poor old Heavisides outside the landing window on top of the cistern for a quarter of an hour, till I had to come and raise the siege!”