remedy was not effectual; simple theft not being so
great a crime that it ought to cost a man his life;
no punishment, how severe soever, being able to restrain
those from robbing who can find out no other way of
livelihood. In this,’ said I, ’not
only you in England, but a great part of the world,
imitate some ill masters, that are readier to chastise
their scholars than to teach them. There are
dreadful punishments enacted against thieves, but
it were much better to make such good provisions by
which every man might be put in a method how to live,
and so be preserved from the fatal necessity of stealing
and of dying for it.’ ‘There has
been care enough taken for that,’ said he; ’there
are many handicrafts, and there is husbandry, by which
they may make a shift to live, unless they have a
greater mind to follow ill courses.’ ’That
will not serve your turn,’ said I, ’for
many lose their limbs in civil or foreign wars, as
lately in the Cornish rebellion, and some time ago
in your wars with France, who, being thus mutilated
in the service of their king and country, can no more
follow their old trades, and are too old to learn
new ones; but since wars are only accidental things,
and have intervals, let us consider those things that
fall out every day. There is a great number
of noblemen among you that are themselves as idle as
drones, that subsist on other men’s labour, on
the labour of their tenants, whom, to raise their
revenues, they pare to the quick. This, indeed,
is the only instance of their frugality, for in all
other things they are prodigal, even to the beggaring
of themselves; but, besides this, they carry about
with them a great number of idle fellows, who never
learned any art by which they may gain their living;
and these, as soon as either their lord dies, or they
themselves fall sick, are turned out of doors; for
your lords are readier to feed idle people than to
take care of the sick; and often the heir is not able
to keep together so great a family as his predecessor
did. Now, when the stomachs of those that are
thus turned out of doors grow keen, they rob no less
keenly; and what else can they do? For when,
by wandering about, they have worn out both their
health and their clothes, and are tattered, and look
ghastly, men of quality will not entertain them, and
poor men dare not do it, knowing that one who has
been bred up in idleness and pleasure, and who was
used to walk about with his sword and buckler, despising
all the neighbourhood with an insolent scorn as far
below him, is not fit for the spade and mattock; nor
will he serve a poor man for so small a hire and in
so low a diet as he can afford to give him.’
To this he answered, ’This sort of men ought
to be particularly cherished, for in them consists
the force of the armies for which we have occasion;
since their birth inspires them with a nobler sense
of honour than is to be found among tradesmen or ploughmen.’
‘You may as well say,’ replied I, ’that
you must cherish thieves on the account of wars, for