to be freed from pain rather than to find ease by
remedies, so it is more desirable not to need this
sort of pleasure than to be obliged to indulge it.
If any man imagines that there is a real happiness
in these enjoyments, he must then confess that he would
be the happiest of all men if he were to lead his
life in perpetual hunger, thirst, and itching, and,
by consequence, in perpetual eating, drinking, and
scratching himself; which any one may easily see would
be not only a base, but a miserable, state of a life.
These are, indeed, the lowest of pleasures, and the
least pure, for we can never relish them but when they
are mixed with the contrary pains. The pain of
hunger must give us the pleasure of eating, and here
the pain out-balances the pleasure. And as the
pain is more vehement, so it lasts much longer; for
as it begins before the pleasure, so it does not cease
but with the pleasure that extinguishes it, and both
expire together. They think, therefore, none
of those pleasures are to be valued any further than
as they are necessary; yet they rejoice in them, and
with due gratitude acknowledge the tenderness of the
great Author of Nature, who has planted in us appetites,
by which those things that are necessary for our preservation
are likewise made pleasant to us. For how miserable
a thing would life be if those daily diseases of hunger
and thirst were to be carried off by such bitter drugs
as we must use for those diseases that return seldomer
upon us! And thus these pleasant, as well as
proper, gifts of Nature maintain the strength and
the sprightliness of our bodies.
“They also entertain themselves with the other
delights let in at their eyes, their ears, and their
nostrils as the pleasant relishes and seasoning of
life, which Nature seems to have marked out peculiarly
for man, since no other sort of animals contemplates
the figure and beauty of the universe, nor is delighted
with smells any further than as they distinguish meats
by them; nor do they apprehend the concords or discords
of sound. Yet, in all pleasures whatsoever, they
take care that a lesser joy does not hinder a greater,
and that pleasure may never breed pain, which they
think always follows dishonest pleasures. But
they think it madness for a man to wear out the beauty
of his face or the force of his natural strength,
to corrupt the sprightliness of his body by sloth and
laziness, or to waste it by fasting; that it is madness
to weaken the strength of his constitution and reject
the other delights of life, unless by renouncing his
own satisfaction he can either serve the public or
promote the happiness of others, for which he expects
a greater recompense from God. So that they
look on such a course of life as the mark of a mind
that is both cruel to itself and ungrateful to the
Author of Nature, as if we would not be beholden to
Him for His favours, and therefore rejects all His
blessings; as one who should afflict himself for the
empty shadow of virtue, or for no better end than to
render himself capable of bearing those misfortunes
which possibly will never happen.