to see, on the one side, how they looked big, when
they compared their rich habits with the plain clothes
of the Utopians, who were come out in great numbers
to see them make their entry; and, on the other, to
observe how much they were mistaken in the impression
which they hoped this pomp would have made on them.
It appeared so ridiculous a show to all that had never
stirred out of their country, and had not seen the
customs of other nations, that though they paid some
reverence to those that were the most meanly clad,
as if they had been the ambassadors, yet when they
saw the ambassadors themselves so full of gold and
chains, they looked upon them as slaves, and forbore
to treat them with reverence. You might have
seen the children who were grown big enough to despise
their playthings, and who had thrown away their jewels,
call to their mothers, push them gently, and cry out,
’See that great fool, that wears pearls and gems
as if he were yet a child!’ while their mothers
very innocently replied, ’Hold your peace! this,
I believe, is one of the ambassadors’ fools.’
Others censured the fashion of their chains, and
observed, ’That they were of no use, for they
were too slight to bind their slaves, who could easily
break them; and, besides, hung so loose about them
that they thought it easy to throw their away, and
so get from them.” But after the ambassadors
had stayed a day among them, and saw so vast a quantity
of gold in their houses (which was as much despised
by them as it was esteemed in other nations), and
beheld more gold and silver in the chains and fetters
of one slave than all their ornaments amounted to,
their plumes fell, and they were ashamed of all that
glory for which they had formed valued themselves,
and accordingly laid it aside—a resolution
that they immediately took when, on their engaging
in some free discourse with the Utopians, they discovered
their sense of such things and their other customs.
The Utopians wonder how any man should be so much
taken with the glaring doubtful lustre of a jewel
or a stone, that can look up to a star or to the sun
himself; or how any should value himself because his
cloth is made of a finer thread; for, how fine soever
that thread may be, it was once no better than the
fleece of a sheep, and that sheep, was a sheep still,
for all its wearing it. They wonder much to hear
that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing,
should be everywhere so much esteemed that even man,
for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value,
should yet be thought of less value than this metal;
that a man of lead, who has no more sense than a log
of wood, and is as bad as he is foolish, should have
many wise and good men to serve him, only because he
has a great heap of that metal; and that if it should
happen that by some accident or trick of law (which,
sometimes produces as great changes as chance itself)
all this wealth should pass from the master to the
meanest varlet of his whole family, he himself would