“I must have been or I shouldn’t have been such an ass, don’t you know!  Well, as I was saying, I used to write this girl letters, saying how much I was in love with her; and—­and—­”

“Specifically proposing marriage?”

“I can’t remember.  I expect I did.  I was awfully in love.”

“How was that if you never met her?”

“She wouldn’t meet me.  She wouldn’t even come out to luncheon. 
She didn’t even answer my letters—­just sent word down by the
Johnny at the stage door.  And then——­”

Freddie’s voice died away.  He thrust the knob of his cane into his mouth in a sort of frenzy.

“What then?” inquired R. Jones.

A scarlet blush manifested itself on Freddie’s young face.  His eyes wandered sidewise.  After a long pause a single word escaped him, almost inaudible: 

“Poetry!”

R. Jones trembled as though an electric current had been passed through his plump frame.  His little eyes sparkled with merriment.

“You wrote her poetry!”

“Yards of it, old boy—­yards of it!” groaned Freddie.  Panic filled him with speech.  “You see the frightful hole I’m in?  This girl is bound to have kept the letters.  I don’t remember whether I actually proposed to her or not; but anyway she’s got enough material to make it worth while to have a dash at an action—­especially after poor old Percy has just got soaked for such a pile of money and made breach-of-promise cases the fashion, so to speak.

“And now that the announcement of my engagement is out she’s certain to get busy.  Probably she has been waiting for something of the sort.  Don’t you see that all the cards are in her hands?  We couldn’t afford to let the thing come into court.  That poetry would dish my marriage for a certainty.  I’d have to emigrate or something!  Goodness knows what would happen at home!  My old gov’nor would murder me!  So you see what a frightful hole I’m in, don’t you, Dickie, old man?”

“And what do you want me to do?”

“Why, to get hold of this girl and get back the letters—­don’t you see?  I can’t do it myself, cooped up miles away in the country.  And besides, I shouldn’t know how to handle a thing like that.  It needs a chappie with a lot of sense and a persuasive sort of way with him.”

“Thanks for the compliment, Freddie; but I should imagine that something a little more solid than a persuasive way would be required in a case like this.  You said something a while ago about five hundred pounds?”

“Here it is, old man—­in notes.  I brought it on purpose.  Will you really take the thing on?  Do you think you can work it for five hundred?”

“I can have a try.”

Freddie rose, with an expression approximating to happiness on his face.  Some men have the power of inspiring confidence in some of their fellows, though they fill others with distrust.  Scotland Yard might look askance at R. Jones, but to Freddie he was all that was helpful and reliable.  He shook R. Jones’ hand several times in his emotion.