“I’m all for making a policeman into sausages,” said John Crook.  “It’s a better definition of Socialism than some recently given.  But surely the get-up would be too big a business.”

“Not a scrap,” cried Blount, quite carried away.  “A harlequinade’s the quickest thing we can do, for two reasons.  First, one can gag to any degree; and, second, all the objects are household things—­tables and towel-horses and washing baskets, and things like that.”

“That’s true,” admitted Crook, nodding eagerly and walking about.  “But I’m afraid I can’t have my policeman’s uniform?  Haven’t killed a policeman lately.”

Blount frowned thoughtfully a space, and then smote his thigh.  “Yes, we can!” he cried.  “I’ve got Florian’s address here, and he knows every costumier in London.  I’ll phone him to bring a police dress when he comes.”  And he went bounding away to the telephone.

“Oh, it’s glorious, godfather,” cried Ruby, almost dancing.  “I’ll be columbine and you shall be pantaloon.”

The millionaire held himself stiff with a sort of heathen solemnity.  “I think, my dear,” he said, “you must get someone else for pantaloon.”

“I will be pantaloon, if you like,” said Colonel Adams, taking his cigar out of his mouth, and speaking for the first and last time.

“You ought to have a statue,” cried the Canadian, as he came back, radiant, from the telephone.  “There, we are all fitted.  Mr. Crook shall be clown; he’s a journalist and knows all the oldest jokes.  I can be harlequin, that only wants long legs and jumping about.  My friend Florian ’phones he’s bringing the police costume; he’s changing on the way.  We can act it in this very hall, the audience sitting on those broad stairs opposite, one row above another.  These front doors can be the back scene, either open or shut.  Shut, you see an English interior.  Open, a moonlit garden.  It all goes by magic.”  And snatching a chance piece of billiard chalk from his pocket, he ran it across the hall floor, half-way between the front door and the staircase, to mark the line of the footlights.

How even such a banquet of bosh was got ready in the time remained a riddle.  But they went at it with that mixture of recklessness and industry that lives when youth is in a house; and youth was in that house that night, though not all may have isolated the two faces and hearts from which it flamed.  As always happens, the invention grew wilder and wilder through the very tameness of the bourgeois conventions from which it had to create.  The columbine looked charming in an outstanding skirt that strangely resembled the large lamp-shade in the drawing-room.  The clown and pantaloon made themselves white with flour from the cook, and red with rouge from some other domestic, who remained (like all true Christian benefactors) anonymous.  The harlequin, already clad in silver paper out of cigar boxes, was, with difficulty, prevented from smashing the old Victorian