the flashes of our hero’s spirit, that touching
upon this topic would be sure to defeat his purpose.
He therefore pleaded, that the invitation argued the
Major’s disbelief of any part of the accusation
which was inconsistent with Waverley’s conduct
as a soldier and a man of honour, and that to decline
his courtesy might be interpreted into a consciousness
that it was unmerited. In short, he so far satisfied
Edward that the manly and proper course was to meet
the Major on easy terms, that, suppressing his strong
dislike again to encounter his cold and punctilious
civility, Waverley agreed to be guided by his new
friend. The meeting, at first, was stiff and
formal enough. But Edward, having accepted the
invitation, and his mind being really soothed and
relieved by the kindness of Morton, held himself bound
to behave with ease, though he could not affect cordiality.
The Major was somewhat of a
Bon VIVANT, and his
wine was excellent. He told his old campaign
stories, and displayed much knowledge of men and manners.
Mr. Morton had an internal fund of placid and quiet
gaiety, which seldom failed to enliven any small party
in which he found himself pleasantly seated.
Waverley, whose life was a dream, gave ready way to
the predominating impulse, and became the most lively
of the party. He had at all times remarkable natural
powers of conversation, though easily silenced by
discouragement. On the present occasion, he piqued
himself upon leaving on the minds of his companions
a favourable impression of one who, under such disastrous
circumstances, could sustain his misfortunes with
ease and gaiety. His spirits, though not unyielding,
were abundantly elastic, and soon seconded his efforts.
The trio were engaged in very lively discourse, apparently
delighted with each other, and the kind host was pressing
a third bottle of Burgundy, when the sound of a drum
was heard at some distance. The Major, who, in
the glee of an old soldier, had forgot the duties of
a magistrate, cursed, with a muttered military oath,
the circumstances which recalled him to his official
functions. He rose and went towards the window,
which commanded a very near view of the high-road,
and he was followed by his guests.
The drum advanced, beating no measured martial tune,
but a kind of rub-a-dub-dub, like that with which
the fire-drum startles the slumbering artisans of
a Scotch burgh. It is the object of this history
to do justice to all men; I must therefore record,
in justice to the drummer, that he protested he could
beat any known march or point of war known in the
British army, and had accordingly commenced with ‘Dumbarton’s
Drums,’ when he was silenced by Gifted Gilfillan,
the commander of the party, who refused to permit
his followers to move to this profane, and even, as
he said, persecuting tune, and commanded the drummer
to beat the 119th Psalm. As this was beyond the
capacity of the drubber of sheepskin, he was fain
to have recourse to the inoffensive row-de-dow, as
a harmless substitute for the sacred music which his
instrument or skill were unable to achieve. This
may be held a trifling anecdote, but the drummer in
question was no less than town-drummer of Anderton.
I remember his successor in office, a member of that
enlightened body, the British Convention: be his
memory, therefore, treated with due respect.