Mr. Crocker, who had been listening with wrinkled brow and other signs of rapt attention, nodded.

“I understand all that.  But how did you come to get into this house?”

“That is reel four.  I am getting to that.  It seems that Ann, who is the sweetest girl on earth and always on the lookout to do some one a kindness, had decided, in the interests of the boy’s future, to remove young Ogden Ford from his present sphere, where he is being spoiled and ruined, and send him down to a man on Long Island who would keep him for awhile and instil the first principles of decency into him.  Her accomplice in this admirable scheme was Jerry Mitchell.”

“Jerry Mitchell!”

“Who, as you know, got fired yesterday.  Jerry was to have done the rough work of the job.  But, being fired, he was no longer available.  I, therefore, offered to take his place.  So here I am.”

“You’re going to kidnap that boy?”

“No.  You are.”

“Me!”

“Precisely.  You are going to play a benefit performance of your world-famed success, Chicago Ed. Let me explain further.  Owing to circumstances which I need not go into, Ogden has found out that I am really Jimmy Crocker, so he refuses to have anything more to do with me.  I had deceived him into believing that I was a professional kidnapper, and he came to me and offered to let me kidnap him if I would go fifty-fifty with him in the ransom!”

“Gosh!”

“Yes, he’s an intelligent child, full of that sort of bright ideas.  Well, now he has found that I am not all his fancy painted me, he wouldn’t come away with me; and I want you to understudy me while the going is good.  In the fifth reel, which will be released to-night after the household has retired to rest, you will be featured.  It’s got to be tonight, because it has just occurred to me that Ogden, knowing that Lord Wisbeach is a crook, may go to him with the same proposal that he made to me.”

“Lord Wisbeach a crook!”

“Of the worst description.  He is here to steal that explosive stuff of Willie Partridge’s.  But as I have blocked that play, he may turn his attention to Ogden.”

“But, Jimmy, if that fellow is a crook—­how do you know he is?”

“He told me so himself.”

“Well, then, why don’t you expose him?”

“Because in order to do so, Skinner my man, I should have to explain that I was really Jimmy Crocker, and the time is not yet ripe for that.  To my thinking, the time will not be ripe till you have got safely away with Ogden Ford.  I can then go to Ann and say ’I may have played you a rotten trick in the past, but I have done you a good turn now, so let’s forget the past!’ So you see that everything now depends on you, dad.  I’m not asking you to do anything difficult.  I’ll go round to the boarding-house now and tell Jerry Mitchell about what we have arranged, and have him waiting outside here in a car.  Then