a boy, even a Scottish boy, should have an overweening passion for this unlucky piece, that he should expect by such a work to climb a step on fortune’s ladder, is nowadays amazing.  For ten years he clung to it, modified it, polished, improved it, and then published it in 1749, after the success of “Roderick Random.”  Twice he told the story of his theatrical mishaps and disappointments, which were such as occur to every writer for the stage.  He wailed over them in “Roderick Random,” in the story of Mr. Melopoyn; he prolonged his cry, in the preface to “The Regicide,” and probably the noble whom he “lashed” (very indecently) in his two satires ("Advice,” 1746, “Reproof,” 1747, and in “Roderick Random”) was the patron who could not get the tragedy acted.  First, in 1739, he had a patron whom he “discarded.”  Then he went to the West Indies, and, returning in 1744, he lugged out his tragedy again, and fell foul again of patrons, actors, and managers.  What befell him was the common fate.  People did not, probably, hasten to read his play:  managers and “supercilious peers” postponed that entertainment, or, at least, the noblemen could not make the managers accept it if they did not want it.  Our taste differs so much from that of the time which admired Home’s “Douglas,” and “The Regicide” was so often altered to meet objections, that we can scarcely criticise it.  Of course it is absolutely unhistorical; of course it is empty of character, and replete with fustian, and ineffably tedious; but perhaps it is not much worse than other luckier tragedies of the age.  Naturally a lover calls his wounded lady “the bleeding fair.”  Naturally she exclaims—­

“Celestial powers
Protect my father, shower upon his—­oh!” (Dies).

Naturally her adorer answers with—­

“So may our mingling souls
To bliss supernal wing our happy—­oh!” (Dies).

We are reminded of—­

“Alas, my Bom!” (Dies). 
“‘Bastes’ he would have said!”

The piece, if presented, must have been damned.  But Smollett was so angry with one patron, Lord Lyttelton, that he burlesqued the poor man’s dirge on the death of his wife.  He was so angry with Garrick that he dragged him into “Roderick Random” as Marmozet.  Later, obliged by Garrick, and forgiving Lyttelton, he wrote respectfully about both.  But, in 1746 (in “Advice"), he had assailed the “proud lord, who smiles a gracious lie,” and “the varnished ruffians of the State.”  Because Tobias’s play was unacted, people who tried to aid him were liars and ruffians, and a great deal worse, for in his satire, as in his first novel, Smollett charges men of high rank with the worst of unnamable crimes.  Pollio and Lord Strutwell, whoever they may have been, were probably recognisable then, and were undeniably libelled, though they did not appeal to a jury.  It is improbable that Sir John Cope had ever tried to oblige Smollett.  His ignoble attack on Cope, after that unfortunate General had been fairly and honourably acquitted of incompetence and cowardice, was, then, wholly disinterested.  Cope is “a courtier Ape, appointed General.”