“Things got from bad to worse; the month’s rent took all our cash except a dollar or so, an’ the sky looked kind o’ squally fore an’ aft.  Well, I set out one mornin’—­that identical unlucky mornin’—­determined to come back an’ toss some pay into Kitty’s lap, if I had to sell my jacket for it.  I spied a brig unloadin’ coal at pier No. 47—­how well I remembers it!  I hailed the mate, an’ offered myself for a coal-heaver.  But I wasn’t wanted, as he told me civilly enough, which was better treatment than usual.  As I turned off rather glum I was signalled by one of them sleek, smooth-spoken rascals with a white hat an’ a weed on it, as is always goin’ about the piers a-seekin’ who they may devower.

“We sailors know ’em for rascals from stem to starn, but somehow every fresh one fleeces us jest as his mate did afore him.  We don’t lam nothin’ by exper’ence; we’re jest no better than a lot of babys with no brains.

“‘Good mornin’, my man,’ sez the chap, as iley as you please.

“‘Mornin’, sir,’ sez I.

“‘Lookin’ for a job?’ sez he.

“‘Through the big end of a telescope,’ sez I—­meanin’ that the chances for a job looked very small from my pint of view.

“‘You’re the man for my money,’ sez the sharper, smilin’ as innocent as a cherubim; ‘jest step in here, till we talk it over.’

“So I goes with him like a nat’ral-born idiot, into a little grocery-shop near by, where we sets down at a table with a bottle atween us.  Then it comes out as there is a New Bedford whaler about to start for the fishin’ grounds, an’ jest one able-bodied sailor like me is wanted to make up the crew.  Would I go?  Yes, I wouldn’t on no terms.

“‘I’ll bet you fifty dollars,’ sez he, ’that you’ll come back fust mate.’

“‘I’ll bet you a hundred,’ sez I, ’that I don’t, for I’ve signed papers as keeps me ashore, an’ the parson has witnessed the deed.’

“So we sat there, he urgin’ me to ship, an’ I chaffin’ him cheerful over the bottle.

“Arter a while I begun to feel a little queer; things got foggy in my upper works, an’ I remembers, faint-like, of signin’ a paper; then I remembers bein’ in a small boat; an’ then I remembers nothin’ until I heard the mate’s whistle pipin’ all hands on deck.  I tumbled up with the rest; an’ there I was—­on board of a whaler outward bound for a three years’ cruise, an’ my dear little lass ashore awaitin’ for me.”

“Miserable wretch!” said Miss Abigail, in a voice that vibrated among the tin platters on the dresser.  This was Miss Abigail’s way of testifying her sympathy.

“Thankee, marm,” returned Sailor Ben, doubtfully.

“No talking to the man at the wheel,” cried the Captain.  Upon which we all laughed.  “Spin!” added my grandfather.

Sailor Ben resumed: