As she spoke, the bells were just tolling the people out of church, and I fell a-thinking of my dear dear Mary Smith in the country, walking home to her grandmother’s, in her modest grey cloak, as the bells were chiming and the air full of the sweet smell of the hay, and the river shining in the sun, all crimson, purple, gold, and silver.  There was my dear Mary a hundred and twenty miles off, in Somersetshire, walking home from church along with Mr. Snorter’s family, with which she came and went; and I was listening to the talk of this great leering vulgar woman.

I could not help feeling for a certain half of a sixpence that you have heard me speak of; and putting my hand mechanically upon my chest, I tore my fingers with the point of my new DIAMOND-PIN.  Mr. Polonius had sent it home the night before, and I sported it for the first time at Roundhand’s to dinner.

“It’s a beautiful diamond,” said Mrs. Roundhand.  “I have been looking at it all dinner-time.  How rich you must be to wear such splendid things! and how can you remain in a vulgar office in the City—­you who have such great acquaintances at the West End?”

The woman had somehow put me in such a passion that I bounced off the sofa, and made for the balcony without answering a word,—­ay, and half broke my head against the sash, too, as I went out to the gents in the open air.  “Gus,” says I, “I feel very unwell:  I wish you’d come home with me.”  And Gus did not desire anything better; for he had ogled the last girl out of the last church, and the night was beginning to fall.

“What! already?” said Mrs. Roundhand; “there is a lobster coming up,—­a trifling refreshment; not what he’s accustomed to, but—­”

I am sorry to say I nearly said, “D—–­ the lobster!” as Roundhand went and whispered to her that I was ill.

“Ay,” said Gus, looking very knowing.  “Recollect, Mrs. R., that he was at the West End on Thursday, asked to dine, ma’am, with the tip-top nobs.  Chaps don’t dine at the West End for nothing, do they, R.?  If you play at bowls, you know—­”

“You must look out for rubbers,” said Roundhand, as quick as thought.

“Not in my house of a Sunday,” said Mrs. R., looking very fierce and angry.  “Not a card shall be touched here.  Are we in a Protestant land, sir? in a Christian country?”

“My dear, you don’t understand.  We were not talking of rubbers of whist.”

“There shall be no game at all in the house of a Sabbath eve,” said Mrs. Roundhand; and out she flounced from the room, without ever so much as wishing us good-night.

“Do stay,” said the husband, looking very much frightened,—­“do stay.  She won’t come back while you’re here; and I do wish you’d stay so.”

But we wouldn’t:  and when we reached Salisbury Square, I gave Gus a lecture about spending his Sundays idly; and read out one of Blair’s sermons before we went to bed.  As I turned over in bed, I could not help thinking about the luck the pin had brought me; and it was not over yet, as you will see in the next chapter.