M. Bigourd began to speak.

“Gentlemen, the Penguins are dissatisfied with the new order because it exists, and it is natural for men to complain of their condition.  But at the same time the Penguins are afraid to change their government because new things alarm them.  They have not known the Dragon’s crest and, although they sometimes say that they regret it, we must not believe them.  It is easy to see that they speak in this way either without thought or because they are in an ill-temper.  Let us not have any illusions about their feelings towards ourselves.  They do not like us.  They hate the aristocracy both from a base envy and from a generous love of equality.  And these two united feelings are very strong in a people.  Public opinion is not against us, because it knows nothing about us.  But when it knows what we want it will not follow us.  If we let it be seen that we wish to destroy democratic government and restore the Dragon’s crest, who will be our partisans?  Only the butcher-boys and the little shopkeepers of Alca.  And could we even count on them to the end?  They are dissatisfied, but at the bottom of their hearts they are Republicans.  They are more anxious to sell their cursed wares than to see Crucho again.  If we act openly we shall only cause alarm.

“To make people sympathise with us and follow us we must make them believe that we want, not to overthrow the Republic, but, on the contrary, to restore it, to cleanse, to purify, to embellish, to adorn, to beautify, and to ornament it, to render it, in a word, glorious and attractive.  Therefore, we ought not to act openly ourselves.  It is known that we are not favourable to the present order.  We must have recourse to a friend of the Republic, and, if we are to do what is best, to a defender of this government.  We have plenty to choose from.  It would be well to prefer the most popular and, if I dare say so, the most republican of them.  We shall win him over to us by flattery, by presents, and above all by promises.  Promises cost less than presents, and are worth more.  No one gives as much as he who gives hopes.  It is not necessary for the man we choose to be of brilliant intellect.  I would even prefer him to be of no great ability.  Stupid people show an inimitable grace in roguery.  Be guided by me, gentlemen, and overthrow the Republic by the agency of a Republican.  Let us be prudent.  But prudence does not exclude energy.  If you need me you will find me at your disposal.”

This speech made a great impression upon those who heard it.  The mind of the pious Agaric was particularly impressed.  But each of them was anxious to appoint himself to a position of honour and profit.  A secret government was organised of which all those present were elected active members.  The Duke of Ampoule, who was the great financier of the party, was chosen treasurer and charged with organising funds for the propaganda.

The meeting was on the point of coming to an end when a rough voice was heard singing an old air: