“You have spoken to the point, Lord,” said the chief of the fifty doctors, who, during their mortal life had been confounded by the Virgin of Alexandria, “and I dare express the opinion that, in order to put an end to the scandal by which heaven is now stirred, old Mael’s penguins should, as St. Catherine who confounded us has proposed, be given half of a human body with an eternal soul proportioned to that half.”

At this speech there arose in the assembly a great noise of private conversations and disputes of the doctors.  The Greek fathers argued with the Latins concerning the substance, nature, and dimensions of the soul that should be given to the penguins.

“Confessors and pontiffs,” exclaimed the Lord, “do not imitate the conclaves and synods of the earth.  And do not bring into the Church Triumphant those violences that trouble the Church Militant.  For it is but too true that in all the councils held under the inspiration of my spirit, in Europe, in Asia, and in Africa, fathers have torn the beards and scratched the eyes of other fathers.  Nevertheless they were infallible, for I was with them.”

Order being restored, old Hermas arose and slowly uttered these words: 

“I will praise you, Lord, for that you caused my mother, Saphira, to be born amidst your people, in the days when the dew of heaven refreshed the earth which was in travail with its Saviour.  And will praise you, Lord, for having granted to me to see with my mortal eyes the Apostles of your divine Son.  And I will speak in this illustrious assembly because you have willed that truth should proceed out of the mouths of the humble, and I will say:  ’Change these penguins to men.  It is the only determination conformable to your justice and your mercy.’”

Several doctors asked permission to speak, others began to do so.  No one listened, and all the confessors were tumultuously shaking their palms and their crowns.

The Lord, by a gesture of his right hand, appeased the quarrels of his elect.

“Let us not deliberate any longer,” said he.  “The opinion broached by gentle old Hermas is the only one conformable to my eternal designs.  These birds will be changed into men.  I foresee in this several disadvantages.  Many of those men will commit sins they would not have committed as penguins.  Truly their fate through this change will be far less enviable than if they had been without this baptism and this incorporation into the family of Abraham.  But my foreknowledge must not encroach upon their free will.

“In order not to impair human liberty, I will be ignorant of what I know, I will thicken upon my eyes the veils I have pierced, and in my blind clearsightedness I will let myself be surprised by what I have foreseen.”

And immediately calling the archangel Raphael: 

“Go and find the holy Mael,” said he to him; “inform him of his mistake and tell him, armed with my Name, to change these penguins into men.”