even more a great deal than in company, unless I like
it better.” But all his society manners,
and all his costly and well-kept clothes, and all his
easy and self-confident airs did not impose upon the
two wary old pilgrims. They had seen too much
of the world, and had been too long mixing among all
kinds of pilgrims, young and old, true and false, to
be easily imposed upon. Besides, as one could
see from their weather-beaten faces, and their threadbare
garments, they had found the upward way so dreadfully
difficult that they both felt a real apprehension as
to the future of this light-hearted and light-headed
youth. “You may find some difficulty at
the gate,” somewhat bluntly broke in the oldest
of the two pilgrims on their young comrade.
“I shall, no doubt, do at the gate as other good
people do,” replied the young gentleman briskly.
“But what have you to show at the gate that
may cause that the gate be opened to you?” “Why,
I know my Lord’s will, and I have been a good
liver all my days, and I pay every man his own.
I pray, moreover, and I fast. I pay tithes,
and give alms, and have left my country for whither
I am going.” Now, before we go further:
Do all you young gentlemen do as much as that?
Have you always been good livers? Have you
paid every man and woman their due? Do you pray
to be called prayer? And, if so, when, and where,
and what for, and how long at a time? I do not
ask if your private prayer-book is like Bishop Andrewes’
Devotions, which was so reduced to pulp with
tears and sweat and the clenching of his agonising
hands that his literary executors were with difficulty
able to decipher it. Clito in the Christian
Perfection was so expeditious with his prayers
that he used to boast that he could both dress and
do his devotions in a quarter of an hour. What
was the longest time you ever took to dress or undress
and say your prayers? Then, again, there is
another Anglican young gentleman in the same High
Church book who always fasts on Good Friday and the
Thirtieth of January. Did you ever deny yourself
a glass of wine or a cigar or an opera ticket for
the church or the poor? Could you honestly say
that you know what tithes are? And is there a
poor man or woman or child in this whole city who
will by any chance put your name into their prayers
and praises at bedtime to-night? I am afraid
there are not many young gentlemen in this house to-night
who could cast a stone at that brisk lad Ignorance,
Vain-Hope, door in the side of the hill, and all.
He was not far from the kingdom of heaven; indeed,
he got up to the very gate of it. How many of
you will get half as far?