his wife’s last testament every day, till none
of the hostel customers knew that there was so much
as a young hostess in all the house. “Yes,
gentlemen,” replied the old innkeeper.
“Yes, come in. It is late, but I take
you for true men, for you must know that my house is
kept open only for such.” So he took the
large pilgrim party to their several apartments with
his own eyes, and then set about a supper for those
so late arrivals. Stamping with his foot, he
brought up the cook with the euphonious and eupeptic
name, and that quick-witted domestic soon had a supper
on the table that would have made a full man’s
mouth water. “The sight of all this,”
said Matthew, as the under-cook laid the cloth and
the trenchers, and set the salt and the bread in order—“the
sight of this cloth and of this forerunner of a supper
begetteth in me a greater appetite to my food than
I thought I had before.” So supper came
up; and first a heave-shoulder and a wave-breast were
set on the table before them, in order to show that
they must begin their meal with prayer and praise
to God. These two dishes were very fresh and
good, and all the travellers did eat heartily well
thereof. The next was a bottle of wine red as
blood. So Gaius said to them, “Drink freely;
this is the juice of the true vine that makes glad
the heart of God and man.” And they did
drink and were very merry. The next was a dish
of milk well crumbed. At the sight of which
Gaius said, “Let the boys have that, that they
may grow thereby.” And so on, dish after
dish, till the nuts came with the recitations and
the riddles and the saws and the stories over the
nuts. Thus the happy party sat talking till the
break of day.
1. Now, it is natural to remark that the first
thing about a host is his hospitality. And that,
too, whether our host is but the head of a hostel
like Goodman Gaius, or the head of a well-appointed
private house like Gaius’s neighbour, Mr. Mnason.
The first and the last thing about a host is his
hospitality. “Say little and do much”
is the example and the injunction to all our housekeepers
that Rabban Shammai draws out of the eighteenth of
Genesis. “Be like your father Abraham,”
he says, “on the plains of Mamre, who only promised
bread and water, but straightway set Sarah to knead
three measures of her finest meal, while he ran to
the herd and fetched a calf tender and good, and stood
by the three men while they did eat butter and milk
under the tree. Make thy Thorah an ordinance:
say little and do much: and receive every man
with a pleasant expression of countenance.”
Now, this was exactly what Gaius our goodman did
that night, with one exception, which we shall be constrained
to attend to afterwards. “It is late,”
he said, “so we cannot conveniently go out to
seek food; but such as we have you shall be welcome
to, if that will content.” At the same
time Taste-that-which-is-good soon had a supper sent
up to the table fit for a prince: a supper of
six courses at that time in the morning, so that the
sun was already in the sky when Old Honest closed
his casement.