’That we had no need to return to England, seeing
that we were already in the very garden of Eden, and
wanted for nothing, but could live without labor or
toil; and that it was better, when we got over to
the North Sea, to go and seek out some fair island,
and there dwell in joy and pleasure till our lives’
end. And we two,’ he said, ’will
be king and queen, and you, whom I can trust, my officers;
and for servants we will have the Indians, who, I
warrant, will be more fain to serve honest and merry
masters like us than those Spanish devils,’
and much more of the like; which words I liked well,—my
mind, alas! being given altogether to carnal pleasure
and vanity,—as did William Penberthy, my
good comrade, on whom I trust God has had mercy.
But the rest, sirs, took the matter all across, and
began murmuring against the captain, saying that poor
honest mariners like them had always the labor and
the pain, while he took his delight with his lady;
and that they would have at least one merry night before
they were slain by the Cimaroons, or eaten by panthers
and lagartos; and so got out of the pinnace two great
skins of Canary wine, which were taken in the Lima
prize, and sat themselves down to drink. Moreover,
there were in the pinnace a great sight of hens, which
came from the same prize, by which Mr. O. set great
store, keeping them for the lady and the little maid;
and falling upon these, the men began to blaspheme,
saying, ’What a plague had the captain to fill
the boat with dirty live lumber for that giglet’s
sake? They had a better right to a good supper
than ever she had, and might fast awhile to cool her
hot blood;’ and so cooked and ate those hens,
plucking them on board the pinnace, and letting the
feathers fall into the stream. But when William
Penberthy, my good comrade, saw the feathers floating
away down, he asked them if they were mad, to lay
a trail by which the Spaniards would surely track
them out, if they came after them, as without doubt
they would. But they laughed him to scorn, and
said that no Spanish cur dared follow on the heels
of true English mastiffs as they were, and other boastful
speeches; and at last, being heated with wine, began
afresh to murmur at the captain. And one speaking
of his counsel about the island, the rest altogether
took it amiss and out of the way; and some sprang up
crying treason, and others that he meant to defraud
them of the plate which he had promised, and others
that he meant to desert them in a strange land, and
so forth, till Mr. O., hearing the hubbub, came out
to them from the house, when they reviled him foully,
swearing that he meant to cheat them; and one Edward
Stiles, a Wapping man, mad with drink, dared to say
that he was a fool for not giving up the prisoners
to the negroes, and what was it to him if the lady
roasted? the negroes should have her yet; and drawing
his sword, ran upon the captain: for which I was
about to strike him through the body; but the captain,
not caring to waste steel on such a ribald, with his