brilliant, but upon the whole satisfactory; in about
a fortnight she had hung up one hundred Haikan numerals
upon the hake of her memory. I found her conversation
highly entertaining; she had seen much of England
and Wales, and had been acquainted with some of the
most remarkable characters who travelled the roads
at that period; and let me be permitted to say that
many remarkable characters have travelled the roads
of England, of whom fame has never said a word.
I loved to hear her anecdotes of these people; some
of whom I found had occasionally attempted to lay
violent hands either upon her person or effects, and
had invariably been humbled by her without the assistance
of either justice or constable. I could clearly
see, however, that she was rather tired of England,
and wished for a change of scene; she was particularly
fond of talking of America, to which country her aspirations
chiefly tended. She had heard much of America,
which had excited her imagination; for at that time
America was much talked of, on roads and in homesteads,
at least so said Belle, who had good opportunities
of knowing, and most people allowed that it was a
good country for adventurous English. The people
who chiefly spoke against it, as she informed me, were
soldiers disbanded upon pensions, the sextons of village
churches, and excisemen. Belle had a craving
desire to visit that country, and to wander with cart
and little animal amongst its forests; when I would
occasionally object, that she would be exposed to
danger from strange and perverse customers, she said
that she had not wandered the roads of England so long
and alone, to be afraid of anything which might befal
in America; and that she hoped with God’s favour,
to be able to take her own part, and to give to perverse
customers as good as they might bring. She had
a dauntless heart that same Belle: such was the
staple of Belle’s conversation. As for
mine, I would endeavour to entertain her with strange
dreams of adventure, in which I figured in opaque
forests, strangling wild beasts, or discovering and
plundering the hoards of dragons; and sometimes I
would narrate to her other things far more genuine—how
I had tamed savage mares, wrestled with Satan, and
had dealings with ferocious publishers. Belle
had a kind heart, and would weep at the accounts I
gave her of my early wrestlings with the dark Monarch.
She would sigh, too, as I recounted the many slights
and degradations I had received at the hands of ferocious
publishers. But she had the curiosity of a woman;
and once, when I talked to her of the triumphs which
I had achieved over unbroken mares, she lifted up
her head and questioned me as to the secret of the
virtue which I possessed over the aforesaid animals:
whereupon I sternly reprimanded, and forthwith commanded
her to repeat the Armenian numerals; and, on her demurring,
I made use of words, to escape which she was glad
to comply, saying the Armenian numerals from one to
a hundred, which numerals, as a punishment for her
curiosity, I made her repeat three times, loading
her with the bitterest reproaches whenever she committed
the slightest error, either in accent or pronunciation,
which reproaches she appeared to bear with the greatest
patience. And now I have given a fair account
of the manner in which Isopel Berners and myself passed
our time in the dingle.