“In some lady’s new brick house,
        In some lady’s gyahden. 
          Ef you don’t let me out, I will jump out,
        So fa’ you well, my dahlin’.” 
  Den dey ’s got a circle ‘roun’ you, an’ you’s got to break de line;
  Well, dat dahky was so anxious, lak to bust hisse’f a-tryin’;
  Kep’ on blund’rin’ ‘roun’ an’ foolin’ ‘twell he giv’ one gread big jump,
  Broke de line, an lit head-fo’most in de fiah-place right plump;
  Hit ’ad fiah in it, mind you; well, I thought my soul I ’d bust,
  Tried my best to keep f’om laffin’, but hit seemed like die I must! 
  Y’ ought to seen dat man a-scramblin’ f’om de ashes an’ de grime. 
  Did it bu’n him!  Sich a question, why he did n’t give it time;
  Th’ow’d dem ashes and dem cindahs evah which-a-way I guess,
  An’ you nevah did, I reckon, clap yo’ eyes on sich a mess;
  Fu’ he sholy made a picter an’ a funny one to boot,
  Wif his clothes all full o’ ashes an’ his face all full o’ soot. 
  Well, hit laked to stopped de pahty, an’ I reckon lak ez not
  Dat it would ef Tom’s wife, Mandy, had n’t happened on de spot,
  To invite us out to suppah—­well, we scrambled to de table,
  An’ I ’d lak to tell you ’bout it—­what we had—­but I ain’t able,
  Mention jes’ a few things, dough I know I had n’t orter,
  Fu’ I know ‘t will staht a hank’rin’ an’ yo’ mouf ’ll ’mence to worter. 
  We had wheat bread white ez cotton an’ a egg pone jes like gol’,
  Hog jole, bilin’ hot an’ steamin’ roasted shoat an’ ham sliced cold—­
  Look out!  What’s de mattah wif you?  Don’t be fallin’ on de flo’;
  Ef it ‘s go’n’ to ‘fect you dat way, I won’t tell you nothin’ mo’. 
  Dah now—­well, we had hot chittlin’s—­now you ‘s tryin’ ag’in to fall,
  Cain’t you stan’ to hyeah about it?  S’pose you’d been an’ seed it all;
  Seed dem gread big sweet pertaters, layin’ by de possum’s side,
  Seed dat coon in all his gravy, reckon den you ’d up and died! 
  Mandy ‘lowed “you all mus’ ‘scuse me, d’ wa’n’t much upon my she’ves,
  But I’s done my bes’ to suit you, so set down an’ he’p yo’se’ves.” 
  Tom, he ’lowed:  “I don’t b’lieve in ‘pologisin’ an’ perfessin’,
  Let ’em tek it lak dey ketch it.  Eldah Thompson, ask de blessin’.” 
  Wish you ‘d seed dat colo’ed preachah cleah his th’oat an’ bow his head;
  One eye shet, an’ one eye open,—­dis is evah wud he said: 
  “Lawd, look down in tendah mussy on sich generous hea’ts ez dese;
  Make us truly thankful, amen.  Pass dat possum, ef you please!”
  Well, we eat and drunk ouah po’tion, ‘twell dah was n’t nothin’ lef,
  An’ we felt jes’ like new sausage, we was mos’ nigh stuffed to def! 
  Tom, he knowed how we ‘d be feelin’, so he had de fiddlah ‘roun’,
  An’ he made us cleah de cabin fu’ to dance dat suppah down. 
  Jim, de fiddlah, chuned his fiddle, put some rosum on his bow,
  Set a pine box on de table, mounted it