of tactics. He walks leisurely along the quiet
ways, turning his eyes constantly to the right and
left, on the look-out for a promising opening.
The sight of a group of children at a parlour-window
brings him into your front garden, where he establishes
his instrument with all the deliberation of a proprietor
of the premises. He is pretty sure to begin his
performance in the middle of a tune, with a hiccoughing
kind of sound, as though the pipes were gasping for
breath. He puts a sudden period to his questionable
harmony the very instant he gets his penny, having
a notion, which is tolerably correct, that you pay
him for his silence and not for his sounds. In
spite of his discordant gurglings and squealings,
he is welcomed by the nursery-maids and their infant
tribes of little sturdy rogues in petticoats, who flock
eagerly round him, and purchase the luxury of a half-penny
grind, which they perform
con amore, seated
on the top of his machine. If, when your front
garden is thus invaded, you insist upon his decamping
without a fee, he shews his estimate of the peace
and quietness you desiderate by his unwillingness
to retire, which, however, he at length consents to
do, though not without a muttered remonstrance, delivered
with the air of an injured man. He generally
contrives to house himself as night draws on in some
dingy taproom, appertaining to the lowest class of
Tom-and-Jerry shops, where, for a few coppers and ‘a
few beer,’ he will ring all the changes on his
instrument twenty times over, until he and his admiring
auditors are ejected at midnight by the police-fearing
landlord.
4. The handcart-organists are a race of a very
different and more enterprising character, and of
much more lofty and varied pretensions. They
generally travel in firms of two, three, or even four
partners, drawing the cart by turns. Their equipage
consists of an organ of very complicated construction,
containing, besides a deal of very marvellous machinery
within its entrails, a collection of bells, drums,
triangles, gongs, and cymbals, in addition to the usual
quantity of pipes and metal-reeds that go to make up
the travelling organ. The music they play is
of a species which it is not very easy to describe,
as it is not once in a hundred times that a stranger
can detect the melody through the clash and clangor
of the gross amount of brass, steel, and bell-metal
put in vibration by the machinery. This, however,
is of very little consequence, as it is not the music
in particular which forms the principal attraction:
if it serve to call a crowd together, that is sufficient
for their purpose; and it is for this reason, we imagine,
that the effect of the whole is contrived to resemble,
as it very closely does, the hum and jangle of Greenwich
Fair when heard of an Easter Monday from the summit
of the Observatory Hill. No, the main attraction
is essentially dramatic. In front of the great
chest of heterogeneous sounds there is a stage about