about varies in value from L.10 to L.150—at
least, this last-named sum was the cost of a first-rate
instrument thirty years ago, such as were borne about
by the street-organists of Bath, Cheltenham, and the
fashionable watering-places, and the grinders of the
West End of London at that period, when musical talent
was much less common than it is now. We have
seen a contract for repairs to one of these instruments,
including a new stop and new barrels, amounting to
the liberal sum of L.75: it belonged to a man
who had grown so impudent in prosperity, as to incur
the penalty of seven years’ banishment from the
town in which he turned his handle, for the offence
of thrashing a young nobleman, who stood between him
and his auditors too near for his sense of dignity.
Since the invention of the metal reed, however, which,
under various modifications and combinations, supplies
the sole utterance of the harmonicon, celestina, seraphina,
colophon, accordian, concertina, &c. &c. and which
does away with the necessity for pipes, the street
hand-organ has assumed a different and infinitely worse
character. Some of them yet remain what the old
Puritans called ’boxes of whistles’—that
is, they are all pipes; but many of them might with
equal propriety be called ‘boxes of Jews-harps,’
being all reeds, or rather vibrating metal tongues—and
more still are of a mixed character, having pipes
for the upper notes, and metal reeds for the bass.
The effect is a succession of sudden hoarse brays as
an accompaniment to a soft melody, suggesting the
idea of a duet between Titania and Bottom. But
this is far from the worst of it. The profession
of hand-organist having of late years miserably declined,
being in fact at present the next grade above mendicancy,
the element of cheapness has, per force, been studied
in the manufacture of the instrument. The barrels
of some are so villainously pricked that the time
is altogether broken, the ear is assailed with a minim
in the place of a quaver, and vice versa—and
occasionally, as a matter of convenience, a bar is
left out, or even one is repeated, in utter disregard
of suffering humanity. But what is worse still,
these metal reeds, which are the most untunable things
in the whole range of sound-producing material, are
constantly, from contact with fog and moisture, getting
out of order; and howl dolorously as they will in
token of their ailments, their half-starved guardian,
who will grind half an hour for a penny, cannot afford
to medicate their pains, even if he is aware of them,
which, judging from his placid composure during the
most infamous combination of discords, is very much
to be questioned.[1]