The Cockaynes in Paris eBook

William Blanchard Jerrold
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about The Cockaynes in Paris.

The Cockaynes in Paris eBook

William Blanchard Jerrold
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 135 pages of information about The Cockaynes in Paris.
her pretty lips, and I’ll not say whether I did or did not), was one of those delicious moments that happen seldom, alas, in the chequered life of man.  And then, when she comes tripping into the room after breakfast, in her little round hat, and, putting her hand upon my shoulder, asks me in the most musical of voices whether I have finished with my paper, and am ready for a walk, I feel ashamed that I have allowed myself to distract my attention even for ten minutes from her charming self, to read stupid leading articles and wretched police cases.  But men are utterly without sentiment.  Reading the Times in the honeymoon!  I wonder how the delightful creatures can give us two minutes’ thought.  Carrie, however, seems to live only for your unworthy humble servant.  Shall I ever be worthy of her?  Shall I ever be worthy of the glorious sky overhead, or of the flowers at my feet?  My dear Mac, I feel the veriest worm as I contemplate this perfect creature, who, with that infinite generosity which belongs to goodness and beauty, has sworn to love, honour, and obey me.  That she loves me I know full well; that she obeys my lightest wish, I allow, on my knees.  But how shall she honour me?  To all this you will answer, puffing your filthy pipe the while, ’Tut! he has been married only ten short days!”

“My dear Mac, life is not to be measured by the hour-glass.  There are minutes that are hours, there are hours that are years, there are years that are centuries.  Again, some men are observant, and some pay no better compliment to the light of day than moles.  You did me the honour of saying one evening, when we were having a late cigar at the Trafalgar (we should have been in bed hours before), that you never knew a more quick-sighted man, nor a readier reader of the human heart than the individual who now addresses you.  It would ill become me to say that you only did me justice; but permit me to remark, that having closely watched myself and compared myself with others, for years, I have come to the conclusion that I am blessed with a rapid discernment.  Before Mrs. Flowerdew (I have written the delightful name on every corner of my blotting-paper) honoured me with her hand, I brought this power to bear on her incessantly.  Under all kinds of vexatious circumstances I have been witness of her unassailable good temper.  I have seen her wear a new bonnet in a shower of rain.  These clumsy hands of mine have spilled lobster-salad upon her dress.  That little wretch of a brother of hers has pulled her back hair down.  Her sister Sophonisba has abused her.  Still has she been mild as the dove!

“Then, her common sense is astonishing.  She says any woman can manage with three bonnets and half-a-dozen good dresses.  I wanted to buy her a bracelet the other day, price ten guineas.  ‘No,’ she answered; ’here is one at only six guineas, quite good enough for me in our station of life;’ and the dear creature was content with it.

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