1774. Thus far all appeared fair upon the face
of it; they took it for granted, as your Lordships
would take it for granted, at the first view, that
the tribute in reality had been paid up to the time
stated. The books were balanced: you find
a debtor; you find a creditor; every item posted in
as regular a manner as possible. Whilst they
were examining this account, a Mr. Croftes, of whom
your Lordships have heard very often, as accountant-general,
comes forward and declares that there was a little
error in the account. And what was the error?
That he had entered the Mogul’s tribute for
one year more than it had actually been paid.
Here we have the small error of a payment to the Mogul
of 250,000_l._ This appeared strange. “Why,”
says Mr. Croftes, “I never discovered it; nor
was it ever intimated to me that it had been stopped
from October, 1773, till the other day, when I was
informed that I ought not to have made an entry of
the last payments.” These were his expressions.
You will find the whole relation in the Bengal Appendix,
printed by the orders of the Court of Directors.
When Mr. Croftes was asked a very natural question,
“Who first told you of your mistake? who acquainted
you with Mr. Hastings’s orders that the payment
should be expunged from the account?” what is
his answer? It is an answer worthy of Mr. Middleton,
an answer worthy of Mr. Larkins, or of any of the
other white banians of Mr. Hastings:—“Oh,
I have forgotten.” Here you have an accountant-general
kept in ignorance, or who pretends to be ignorant,
of so large a payment as 250,000_l._; who enters it
falsely in his account; and when asked who apprised
him of his mistake, says that he has really forgotten.
Oh, my Lords, what resources there are in oblivion!
what resources there are in bad memory! No genius
ever has done so much for mankind as this mental defect
has done for Mr. Hastings’s accountants.
It was said by one of the ancient philosophers, to
a man who proposed to teach people memory,—“I
wish you could teach me oblivion; I wish you could
teach me to forget.” These people have
certainly not been taught the art of memory, but they
appear perfect masters of the art of forgetting.
My Lords, this is not all; and I must request your
Lordships’ attention to the whole of the account,
as it appears in the account of the arrears due to
the King, annexed to your minutes. Here is a kind
of labyrinth, where fraud runs into fraud. On
the credit side you find stated there, eight lacs
paid to the Vizier, and to be taken from the Mogul’s
tribute, for the support of an army, of which he himself
had stipulated to bear the whole expenses. These
eight lacs are thus fraudulently accounted for upon
the face of the thing; and with respect to eighteen
lacs, the remainder of the tribute, there is no account
given of it at all. This sum Mr. Hastings must,
therefore, have pocketed for his own use, or that
of his gang of peculators; and whilst he was pretending
to save you eight lacs by one fraud, he committed
another fraud of eighteen lacs for himself: and
this is the method by which one act of peculation begets
another in the economy of fraud.