The Fallsway is a brand-new boulevard of pleasing aspect, the peculiar feature of which is that it is nothing more or less than a cover over the top of Jones’s Falls, which figured in the early history of Baltimore as a water course, but which later came to figure as a great, open, trunk sewer.

Every one in Baltimore is proud of the Fallsway, but particularly so are the city engineers who carried the work through.  While in Baltimore I had the pleasure of meeting one of these gentlemen, and I can assure you that no young head of a family was ever more delighted with his new cottage in a suburb, his wife, his children, his garden, and his collie puppy, than was this engineer with his boulevard sewer.  Like a lover, he carried pictures of it in his pocket, and like a lover he would assure you that it was “not like other sewers.”  Nor could he speak of it without beginning to wish to take you out to see it—­not merely for a motor ride along the top of it, either.  No, his hospitality did not stop there.  When he invited you to a sewer he invited you in.  And if you went in with him, no one could make you come out until you wanted to.

As he told my companion and me of the three great tubes, the walks beside them, the conduits for gas and electricity, and all the other wonders of the place, I began to wish that we might go with him, for, though we have been to a good many places together, this was something new:  it was the first time we had ever been invited to drop into a sewer and make ourselves as much at home as though we lived there.

My companion, however, seemed unsympathetic to the project.

“Sewers, you know,” he said, when I taxed him with indifference, “have come to have a very definite place in both the literary and the graphic arts.  How do you propose to treat it?”

“What do you mean?”

“When you write about it:  Are you going to write about it as a realist, a mystic, or a romanticist?”

I said I didn’t know.

“Well, a man who is going to write of a sewer ought to know,” he told me severely.  “You’re not up to sewers yet.  They’re too big for you.  If you take my advice you’ll keep out of the sewers for the present and stick to the gutters.”

So I did.

CHAPTER V

TERRAPIN AND THINGS

Baltimore society has a Maryland and Virginia base, but is seasoned with families of Acadian descent, and with others descended from the Pennsylvania Dutch—­those “Dutch” who, by the way, are not Dutch at all, being of Saxon and Bavarian extraction.  Many Virginians settled in Baltimore after the war, and it may be in part owing to this fact, that fox-hunting with horse and hound, as practised for three centuries past in England, and for nearly two centuries by Virginia’s country gentlemen, is carried on extensively in the neighborhood of Baltimore, by the Green Spring Valley Hunt Club, the Elkridge Fox-Hunting Club and some others—­which brings me to the subject of clubs in general.