No, there was only one way out of the difficulty, and that was to have these poor people breed children, which they could profitably dispose of for food. Let them fatten their offspring as best they could and sell them dead or alive for cooking. The irony of the proposition may sound appalling to us in this century, but Swift was not exaggerating the distress of his day. Even Primate Boulter, who was certainly the last man to overstate an Irish case, sent such reports as gave the English Government anxiety. To Swift it was no time for polite speeches and calm proposals. He had already given them in abundance. Now was the time for something merry and with laughter:
“I
may storm and rage in vain;
It but stupifies
your brain.
But with
raillery to nettle,
Set your
thoughts upon their mettle.”
It was in this spirit that the “Modest Proposal” was written. Swift concludes with a final touch by telling us that he has nothing to gain personally by his suggestion, since his “youngest child is nine and his wife past child-bearing.”
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The text of the present
edition is that of the original issue
collated with that given
by Faulkner.
[T. S.]
A MODEST
PROPOSAL
For preventing the
CHILDREN
OF
POOR PEOPLE
From being a Burthen to
Their Parents or Country,
AND
For making them Beneficial to the
PUBLICK.
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By Dr. Swift.
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Dublin, Printed by S. Harding:
London, Reprinted; and sold by J. Roberts in Warwick-lane, and the Pamphlet-Shops.
M.DCC.XXIX.
A MODEST PROPOSAL
FOR PREVENTING THE CHILDREN OF POOR PEOPLE FROM BEING
A BURTHEN TO THEIR
PARENTS OR COUNTRY, AND FOR MAKING THEM BENEFICIAL
TO THE PUBLIC.