It is a propos
to record here the revenge Swift took on Boulter
for the accusation of
inflaming the people. The incident was put by
him into the following
verse:
“At
Dublin’s high feast sat primate and dean,
Both dressed
like divines, with hand and face clean:
Quoth Hugh
of Armagh, ‘the mob is grown bold.’
‘Ay,
ay,’ quoth the Dean, ‘the cause is old
gold.’
‘No,
no,’ quoth the primate, ’if causes we sift,
The mischief
arises from witty Dean Swift.’
The smart
one replies, ’There’s no wit in the case;
And nothing
of that ever troubled your grace.
Though with
your state sieve your own motions you s—t,
A Boulter
by name is no bolter of wit.
It’s
matter of weight, and a mere money job;
But the
lower the coin, the higher the mob.
Go to tell
your friend Bob and the other great folk,
That sinking
the coin is a dangerous joke.
The Irish
dear joys have enough common sense,
To treat
gold reduced like Wood’s copper pence.
It’s
pity a prelate should die without law;
But if I
say the word—take care of Armagh!”
With the lowering of the gold the Primate imported L2,000 worth of copper money for Irish consumption. Swift was most indignant at this, and his protest, printed by Faulkner, brought that publisher before the Council, and gave Swift a fit of “nerves.” (MS. Letter, March 31st, 1737, to Lord Orrery, quoted by Craik in Swift’s “Life,” vol. ii., p. 160.) Swift’s objection against the copper was due to the fact that it was not minted in Ireland. “I quarrel not with the coin, but with the indignity of its not being coined here.” (Same MS. Letter.)
Among the pamphlets
in the Halliday collection in the Royal Irish
Academy, Dublin, is
a tract with the following title:
“Reasons why we
should not lower the Coins now Current in this
Kingdom ... Dublin:
Printed and Sold by E. Waters in Dame-street.”
At the end of this tract is printed Swift’s speech to “an Assembly of above one Hundred and fifty eminent persons who met at the Guild Hall, on Saturday the 24th April, 1736, in order to draw up their Petition, and present it to his grace the Lord Lieutenant against lowering said Coin.” It is from this tract that the present text has been taken. The editor is obliged to Sir Henry Craik’s “Life of Swift” for drawing attention to this hitherto uncollected piece.
[T. S.]