at once into the mind of Mr. Larkins, who knows Mr.
Hastings’s recollection, who knows what does
and what does not escape it, and who had a memory ready
to explode at Mr. Hastings’s desire, “Good
God!” says he, “you have promised the
Directors an account of this business!”—a
promise which Mr. Larkins assures the Directors, upon
his word, had entirely escaped Mr. Hastings’s
recollection. Mr. Hastings, it seems, had totally
forgotten the promise relative to the paltry sum of
100,000_l._ which he had made to the Court of Directors
in the January before; he never once thought of it,
no, not even when he was making up his accounts of
that very identical sum, till the 22d of May.
So that these persons answer for one another’s
bad memory: and you will see they have good reason.
Mr. Hastings’s want of recollection appears
in things of some moment. However lightly he
may regard the sum of 100,000_l._, which, considering
the enormous sums he has received, I dare say he does,—for
he totally forgot it, he knew nothing about it,—observe
what sort of memory this registrar and accountant
of such sums as 100,000_l._ has. In what confusion
of millions must it be, that such sums can be lost
to Mr. Hastings’s recollection! However,
at last it was brought to his recollection, and he
thought that it was necessary to give some account
of it. And who is the accountant whom he produces?
His own memory is no accountant. He had dismissed
the matter (as he happily expresses it in the Cheltenham
letter) from his memory. Major Palmer is not the
accountant. One is astonished that a man who had
had 100,000_l._ in his hands, and laid it out, as
he pretends, in the public service, has not a scrap
of paper to show for it. No ordinary or extraordinary
account is given of it. Well, what is to be done
in such circumstances? He sends for a person
whose name you have heard and will often hear of, the
faithful Cantoo Baboo. This man comes to Mr. Larkins,
and he reads to him (be so good as to remark the words)
from a Bengal paper the account of the detached bribes.
Your Lordships will observe that I have stated the
receipt of a number of detached bribes, and a bribe
in one great body: one, the great corps d’armee;
the other, flying scouting bodies, which were only
to be collected together by a skilful man who knew
how to manage them, and regulate the motions of those
wild and disorderly troops. When No. 2 was to
be explained, Cantoo Baboo failed him; he was not
worth a farthing as to any transaction that happened
when Mr. Hastings was in the Upper Provinces, where
though he was his faithful and constant attendant
through the whole, yet he could give no account of
it. Mr. Hastings’s moonshee then reads three
lines from a paper to Mr. Larkins. Now it is
no way even insinuated that both the Bengal and Persian
papers did not contain the account of other immense
sums; and, indeed, from the circumstance of only three
lines being read from the Persian paper, your Lordships
will be able, in your own minds, to form some judgment
upon this business.