place with a pompous consequential manner, as if expecting
to win countless laurels for his proficiency.
He got along very well till some one put the question,
“What may the Island of Australia properly be
called on account of its vast size?” “One
of the Pyramids,” answered Ned in a loud confident
voice. The gentleman who was questioning us looked
astounded, and there fell an awkward silence, which
was only broken by the half-smothered laughter of
the others in the class. The teacher wishing
to get over the matter in some way, at length said,
“I am surprised, Edward, that you should give
so senseless an answer to so simple a question.”
Now, one very striking peculiarity in Ned’s character
was his unwillingness to acknowledge himself in the
wrong, however ridiculous his answer might be; and
he was disposed to argue his point up on this occasion.
“Any way,” said he, “the Pyramids
are large, and so is Australia; and I thought it might
sometimes be called a pyramid for convenience of description.”
The idea of Ned entering into an argument with the
trustees of the school, struck the rest of the boys
as so extremely ludicrous, that our long pent-up mirth
found vent in a burst of laughter through the whole
class, and no one present had the heart to chide us;
for it was with intense difficulty that the elderly
gentlemen maintained their own gravity. The teacher
was obliged to exercise his authority before Ned could
be silenced; and the remaining part of the examination
proved rather a failure. I know not how it happened,
but from that day there was a marked improvement in
Edward Barton, in every respect. He attended
the school for two years; and when he left us it was
to accompany his parents to one of the far Western
States. His father had relatives residing in
the West, and had received from them such glowing
accounts of the country, that he decided upon removing
thither. Any one who saw Ned when he left us would
almost have failed to recognize him as the same boy
who entered the school two years previous. Mr.
S. was his friend as well as his teacher; and during
the second year of his stay took a deep interest in
him; he had thoroughly studied his disposition, and
learned to bear with his faults, and under his judicious
management Ned began really to make good progress in
study. We had all become attached to him, and
were all sorry when he left us. He was much elated
with the prospect of his journey to the West; and talked
much of the wonders he expected to behold on his way
thither. He came one day at the noon-hour to
collect his books and bid us good-bye, his father
having come to take him home for a short time before
setting out on their journey. The boys were all
on the play ground when he entered the school-room
to bid his teacher good-bye. When he came out
he looked very sober, and there was a suspicious moisture
in his eyes which very much resembled tears.
Instead of the usual noisy mirth on the play ground
there was almost complete silence, while Ned shook