He wor a rough sooart ov a young chap, but noabody could ha handled that little thing more tenderly nor he did.  “That’s noa place to bury the likes o’ thee,” he sed; “aw dooant know who or what tha art, but tha shall have a better burying place nor that, if aw have to pay for it misen.”

He folded it up carefully, an’ carried it to th’ farmhouse cloise by, an’ when he entered it, slowly an’ solemnly, an’ laid his strange bundle on th’ table, th’ farmer’s wife and dowters gethered raand an’ eagerly axed “What’s to do, Burt?  What has to getten thear?  Thou luks as if tha’d stown summat.”  “Aw’ve stown nowt, but aw’ve fun summat, an’ aw’ve browt it here to be takken care on, wol aw cun tell what to do wi’ it.”  He unteed his kertchey, an’ when they saw what were in it th’ lasses shriked an’ ran away, declaring they’d ha’ nowt to do wi’ it; but th’ owd woman luked at it a minit, and then turnin’ to Burt, shoo sed, “Burt, is this some o’ thy work, or what is it?  Tell me all abaat it, an’ mind tha spaiks truth.”

Burt telled all he knew, an’ wol he wor repeatin’ ivvery thing just as it happened, owd Mary (that’s what th’ farmer’s wife wor allus called) wor examinin’ th’ little thing, an’ handlin’ it as noabody but an owd mother can handle sich tender things, “Why, Burt,” shoo sed, “it cannot ha’ been thear monny minits, for it’s warm yet.”  “Here, lasses,” shoo cried, “get me some warm water.  Luk sharp, aw’m blessed if aw believe th’ little thing’s deead.”  An’ th’ owd woman wor reight, for it, hadn’t been long i’ th’ warm watter when it opened its little peepers.  An’ if onybody can say ‘at Burt cannot dance a single step, Heelan’ fling, a hornpipe, an’ owt else, all at once, aw say they lie, for th’ way he capered raand that kitchen wor a caution.

“Aw fun it, an’ it belangs to me,” he sed; “get aght o’ th’ gate, there’s noabody nowt to do wi’ that but me.”

“Hold thi din, tha gurt maddlin’, are ta wrang i’ thi head?  Does ta think tha can suckle a child?” This sooart o’ sobered him.  “Aw nivver thowt o’ that,” he sed, “cannot yo’ suckle it for me, Mary?” “If tha tawks sich tawk to me, aw’ll mash thi head wi th’ rollin’ pin; my suckling days wor ower twenty years sin.”

“Well, one o’ th’ lasses ’ll happen suckle it for me,” he sed.  At this t’dowters flew at him like two wild cats, an’ wanted to know “if he’d owt to say agen their karracters?”

“Awve nowt to say agean noboddy’s karracters,” he sed, “but aw know this mich, ‘at if aw wor a gurt young woman like one o’ yo, aw could suckle a bit o’ a thing like that.  Why it doesn’t weigh four pund.”  “Burt,” said owd Mary, “tha doesn’t know what tha’art tawkin’ abaat, aw’ll luk after this if tha’ll goa an’ fotch a cunstable as sharp as tha con.”

“What mun aw fotch a cunstable for? yo’ ain’t going to have it locked up, are yo’?”

“Noa, but aw want to find th’ woman that belangs to it.”

“Ther isn’t noa woman at belangs to it,” sed Burt, “it belangs to me, aw fun it.  Aw’m blowed if it isn’t trying to tawk, did ta hear it, Mary?”