a certain irresistible healthfulness that surrounds
him, as they are to his skill and his prescriptions.
The lawyer who is a humourist is a man of ten thousand.
How easily the worldly-wise face, puckered over a stiff
brief, relaxes into the lines of laughter. He
sees many an evil side of human nature, he is familiar
with slanders and injustice, all kinds of human bitterness
and falsity; but neither his hand nor his heart becomes
“imbued with that it works in,” and the
little admixture of acid, inevitable from his circumstances
and mode of life, but heightens the flavour of his
humour. But of all humourists of the professional
class, I prefer the clergyman, especially if he is
well stricken in years, and has been anchored all
his life in a country charge. He is none of
your loud wits. There is a lady-like delicacy
in his mind, a constant sense of his holy office,
which warn him off dangerous subjects. This
reserve, however, does but improve the quality of his
mirth. What his humour loses in boldness, it
gains in depth and slyness. And as the good
man has seldom the opportunity of making a joke, or
of procuring an auditor who can understand one, the
dewy glitter of his eyes, as you sit opposite him,
and his heartfelt enjoyment of the matter in hand,
are worth going a considerable way to witness.
It is not, however, in the professions that the vagabond
is commonly found. Over these that awful and
ubiquitous female, Mrs. Grundy—at once
Fate, Nemesis, and Fury—presides.
The glare of her eye is professional danger, the pointing
of her finger is professional death. When she
utters a man’s name, he is lost. The true
vagabond is to be met with in other walks of life,—among
actors, poets, painters. These may grow in any
way their nature directs. They are not required
to conform to any traditional pattern. With regard
to the respectabilities and the “minor morals,”
the world permits them to be libertines. Besides,
it is a temperament peculiarly sensitive, or generous,
or enjoying, which at the beginning impels these to
their special pursuits; and that temperament, like
everything else in the world, strengthens with use,
and grows with what it feeds on. We look upon
an actor, sitting amongst ordinary men and women, with
a certain curiosity,—we regard him as a
creature from another planet, almost. His life
and his world are quite different from ours.
The orchestra, the foot-lights, and the green baize
curtain, divide us. He is a monarch half his
time—his entrance and his exit proclaimed
by flourish of trumpet. He speaks in blank verse,
is wont to take his seat at gilded banquets, to drink
nothing out of a pasteboard goblet. The actor’s
world has a history amusing to read, and lines of noble
and splendid traditions, stretching back to charming
Nelly’s time, and earlier. The actor has
strange experiences. He sees the other side of
the moon. We roar at Grimaldi’s funny face:
he sees the lines of pain in it. We hear Romeo