sent a train thro’ Hell in them days to prove
that railway could be built. Full lickety smash
their train came onto that bridge o’ mine off
the sharp curve: the dagoes went yellow as cheese
wi’ fear, th’ Chinks chattered in their
jaws, an’ the Japs: well the Japs hung on
to the girder an’ the cranes. A saw th’
bridge heave an’ swerve, an’ th’
girder went smashin’ to th’ bottom o’
yon creek bed so far below y’ could scarcely
see the water; Ross was ridin’ wi’ th’
engineer. Ross kept his head, ordered them to
throw throttle open. All that saved that train
load o’ directors was th’ train got across
before th’ weight smashed thro’; way a
quick skater can cross thin ice. Man alive, but
A was mad, riskin’ m’ crew o’ two
hundred workmen for a train load o’ rash directors!
Th’ train stopped! A dashed up!
Ross opened out, his throttle was full open:
so was mine; an’ th’ steam an’ smoke
escapin’ from yon big mogul,—well,
Wayland, them was my unregenerate days! A may
as well confess, Wayland, A gave him back all he’d
given with sulphur thrown in extra; till Donald Smith
poked his head out o’ th’ private car
callin’, ‘Go on, Ross! Go on, what
are you delayin’ for?’ Well, then, three
of us contractors and th’ company doctor was
summoned to th’ coast next week. We were
all so mad at the fool rashness, we had our resignations
in our pockets. They had our pay checks ready;
but when they saw all four of us had our resignations
written, well, everybody took a cool breath; an’
A think mebbee th’ wise little man o’
that private car sent across something to help us wash
away bitter memories! Anyway, ‘twas a
hot night, Wayland! Y’ couldn’t drink
one of the four under th’ table; an’ we
had cashed our checks at the pay car! A was
playin’ wi’ th’ doctor for partner!
Mebbee, it was that little night cap from the private
car, mebbee, well, in an hour or two, three month’s
wages for four men was in the middle o’ that
table; an’ mebbee th’ loafers in that
saloon didn’t sit up! Mebbee, somebody
from that private car didn’t saunter in t’
look us four fools over! Wayland man, we won
it all, th’ doctor an’ me! Th’
other two wanted to play on their watches, they wud
a’ pawned th’ clothes off their backs;
but we wouldn’t let them! We gave ’em
back enough to grub stake ’em back to their
job! Then some one says, th’ vera words:
A can hear them yet, ‘Let’s go across
an’ hear those damned evangelists: there’s
a white faced whiskers, an’ a little clean shaved
jumpin’ jack skippin’ all over the backs
o’ the church seats pretendin’ he’s
Henry Ward Beecher an’ sayin’ in a fog
horn voice, ‘I like that.’ Let’s
go an’ raise Hell.
“Wayland, man, we went across! ’Twas all true, there was the white faced fat man; an’ there was the little clean chopped chap jumpin’ all over the backs o’ th’ seats; an’ there was a lot o’ snivellin’ Saints in Israel, women that cry an’ sissie men that get converted an’ converted at every meetin’! Man, Wayland, A’d like to dump th’ job