“‘He was hungry,’ says Rufe.  ‘He’ll go to sleep and keep quiet now.’

“I always get up before breakfast and read the morning paper whenever I happen to be within the radius of a Hoe cylinder or a Washington hand-press.  The next morning I got up early, and found a Lexington daily on the front porch where the carrier had thrown it.  The first thing I saw in it was a double-column ad. on the front page that read like this: 

   FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS REWARD

The above amount will be paid, and no questions asked, for the return, alive and uninjured, of Beppo, the famous European educated pig, that strayed or was stolen from the side-show tents of Binkley Bros.’ circus last night.

   Geo. B. Tapley, Business Manager. 
   At the circus grounds.

“I folded up the paper flat, put it into my inside pocket, and went to Rufe’s room.  He was nearly dressed, and was feeding the pig the rest of the milk and some apple-peelings.

“‘Well, well, well, good morning all,’ I says, hearty and amiable.  ’So we are up?  And piggy is having his breakfast.  What had you intended doing with that pig, Rufe?’

“‘I’m going to crate him up,’ says Rufe, ’and express him to ma in Mount Nebo.  He’ll be company for her while I am away.’

“‘He’s a mighty fine pig,’ says I, scratching him on the back.

“‘You called him a lot of names last night,’ says Rufe.

“‘Oh, well,’ says I, ’he looks better to me this morning.  I was raised on a farm, and I’m very fond of pigs.  I used to go to bed at sundown, so I never saw one by lamplight before.  Tell you what I’ll do, Rufe,’ I says.  ‘I’ll give you ten dollars for that pig.’

“‘I reckon I wouldn’t sell this shoat,’ says he.  ’If it was any other one I might.’

“‘Why not this one?’ I asked, fearful that he might know something.

“‘Why, because,’ says he, ’it was the grandest achievement of my life.  There ain’t airy other man that could have done it.  If I ever have a fireside and children, I’ll sit beside it and tell ’em how their daddy toted off a shoat from a whole circus full of people.  And maybe my grandchildren, too.  They’ll certainly be proud a whole passel.  Why,’ says he, ‘there was two tents, one openin’ into the other.  This shoat was on a platform, tied with a little chain.  I seen a giant and a lady with a fine chance of bushy white hair in the other tent.  I got the shoat and crawled out from under the canvas again without him squeakin’ as loud as a mouse.  I put him under my coat, and I must have passed a hundred folks before I got out where the streets was dark.  I reckon I wouldn’t sell that shoat, Jeff.  I’d want ma to keep it, so there’d be a witness to what I done.’

“‘The pig won’t live long enough,’ I says, ’to use as an exhibit in your senile fireside mendacity.  Your grandchildren will have to take your word for it.  I’ll give you one hundred dollars for the animal.’