“Bill Bassett agreed to that, and we hiked westward as soon as we could catch a safe train.

“When we got to a town in Arizona called Los Perros I suggested that we once more try our luck on terra-cotta.  That was the home of Montague Silver, my old instructor, now retired from business.  I knew Monty would stake me to web money if I could show him a fly buzzing ’round the locality.  Bill Bassett said all towns looked alike to him as he worked mainly in the dark.  So we got off the train in Los Perros, a fine little town in the silver region.

“I had an elegant little sure thing in the way of a commercial slungshot that I intended to hit Bassett behind the ear with.  I wasn’t going to take his money while he was asleep, but I was going to leave him with a lottery ticket that would represent in experience to him $4,755—­I think that was the amount he had when we got off the train.  But the first time I hinted to him about an investment, he turns on me and disencumbers himself of the following terms and expressions.

“‘Brother Peters,’ says he, ’it ain’t a bad idea to go into an enterprise of some kind, as you suggest.  I think I will.  But if I do it will be such a cold proposition that nobody but Robert E. Peary and Charlie Fairbanks will be able to sit on the board of directors.’

“‘I thought you might want to turn your money over,’ says I.

“‘I do,’ says he, ’frequently.  I can’t sleep on one side all night.  I’ll tell you, Brother Peters,’ says he, ’I’m going to start a poker room.  I don’t seem to care for the humdrum in swindling, such as peddling egg-beaters and working off breakfast food on Barnum and Bailey for sawdust to strew in their circus rings.  But the gambling business,’ says he, ’from the profitable side of the table is a good compromise between swiping silver spoons and selling penwipers at a Waldorf-Astoria charity bazar.’

“‘Then,’ says I, ’Mr. Bassett, you don’t care to talk over my little business proposition?’

“‘Why,’ says he, ’do you know, you can’t get a Pasteur institute to start up within fifty miles of where I live.  I bite so seldom.’

“So, Bassett rents a room over a saloon and looks around for some furniture and chromos.  The same night I went to Monty Silver’s house, and he let me have $200 on my prospects.  Then I went to the only store in Los Perros that sold playing cards and bought every deck in the house.  The next morning when the store opened I was there bringing all the cards back with me.  I said that my partner that was going to back me in the game had changed his mind; and I wanted to sell the cards back again.  The storekeeper took ’em at half price.

“Yes, I was seventy-five dollars loser up to that time.  But while I had the cards that night I marked every one in every deck.  That was labor.  And then trade and commerce had their innings, and the bread I had cast upon the waters began to come back in the form of cottage pudding with wine sauce.