as well as laughable. When you consider that
in some of these northern parishes a man can reach
his different missions only by canoe or dog-train,
that the missions are forty miles apart, that the
canoe must run rapids and the dog-train dare blizzards—an
effeminate type of man is more of a tragedy than a
comedy. I think of one mission where the circuit
is four hundred miles and the distance to railroad,
doctor, post-office, fifty-five miles. This little
curate had had a hard time, though his mission was
an easy one. When his turn came to report, his
face resembled the reflection on an inverted teaspoon.
Hardship had taken all the bounce and laugh and joy
and rebound out of him. The other frontier missionaries
grew restless as he spoke. One magnificent specimen,
who had been a gambler in his unregenerate days, began
to shuffle uneasily. When the little curate
whined about the vices of the Indians, this big frontier
missionary pulled off his coat. (He explained to me
that it was “a hot night”; besides it
“made him mad to hear the poor Indians damned
for their vices, when white men, who passed as gentlemen,
had more.”) Finally, when the little curate
appealed to “the dear sisters to raise money
to build a fence,” the big man could stand it
no longer. He ripped his collar loose and sprang
to his feet. “Man,” he thundered,
“pull off your coat and build your own fence
and don’t trouble the Lord about such trifles.
I’m rich on thirty dollars a year. When
I need more, I sell a steer. Don’t let
us bother God-Almighty with such unmanly puling and
whining,” and much more, he said—which
I have told elsewhere—which brought that
audience to life with the shocks of a galvanic battery.
One of the most successful Indian missionaries in
Canada is a full blood Cree. It does not detract
from his services in the least that if in the middle
of his prayers he hears the wild geese coming in spring,
he bangs the Holy Book shut and shouts for the congregation
to grab their guns and get a shot.
The virile note in religious life is one of the chief
reasons for its support in Canada; and I have been
amused to watch English and American friends who have
gone to Canada first indifferent to the church-going
habit, then touched and finally caught in the current.
Does the habit react on public life? Undoubtedly
and most strongly! Catholic Quebec and Protestant
Ontario for years literally dictated provincial and
federal policies; but, with the shift of the balance
of power from East to West, that shuffling of Catholic
against Protestant and vice versa has ceased in Canadian
politics; and those newspapers that gained their support
playing on religious prejudice have had to sell and
begin with a new sheet. At the same time no
policy could be put forward in Canada, no man could
stay in public life against the voice of the different
churches. If it were not invidious, examples
could be given of public men relegated to private
life because they violated the principles for which