the Corps, and set it before the Door. It cannot
be easily imagin’d what grief, shame, and confusion
seized this unhappy Family. They begged a Day’s
Respite, which was granted. Mr. Charles wrote
a very handsome Letter to Lord Jeffreys, who returned
it with this cool Answer, “He knew nothing of
the Matter, and would be troubled no more about it.”
He then addressed the Lord Halifax and Bishop of Rochester,
who were both too justly tho’ unhappily incensed,
to do anything in it. In this extream Distress,
Dr. Garth, a man who entirely lov’d Mr. Dryden,
and was withal a Man of Generosity and great Humanity,
sends for the Corps to the College of Physicians in
Warwick Lane, and proposed a Funeral by Subscription,
to which himself set a most noble example. Mr.
Wycherley, and several others, among whom must not
be forgotten Henry Cromwell, Esq., Captain Gibbons,
and Mr. Christopher Metcalfe, Mr. Dryden’s Apothecary
and intimate Friend (since a Collegiate Physician),
who with many others contributed most largely to the
Subscription; and at last a Day, about three weeks
after his Decease, was appointed for the Interment
at the Abbey. Dr. Garth pronounced a fine Latin
Oration over the Corps at the College; but the Audience
being numerous, and the Room large, it was requisite
the Orator should be elevated, that he might be heard.
But as it unluckily happen’d there was nothing
at hand but an old Beer-Barrel, which the Doctor with
much good-nature mounted; and in the midst of his
Oration, beating Time to the Accent with his Foot,
the Head broke in, and his Feet sunk to the Bottom,
which occasioned the malicious Report of his Enemies,
“That he was turned a Tub-Preacher.”
However, he finished the Oration with a superior grace
and genius, to the loud Acclamations of Mirth, which
inspir’d the mix’d or rather Mob-Auditors.
The Procession began to move, a numerous Train of Coaches
attended the Hearse: But, good God! in what Disorder
can only be express’d by a Sixpenny Pamphlet,
soon after published, entitled “Dryden’s
Funeral.” At last the Corps arrived at the
Abbey, which was all unlighted. No Organ played,
no Anthem sung; only two of the Singing boys preceded
the Corps, who sung an Ode of Horace, with each a small
candle in their Hand. The Butchers and other Mob
broke in like a Deluge, so that only about eight or
ten Gentlemen could gain Admission, and those forced
to cut the Way with their drawn Swords. The Coffin
in this Disorder was let down into Chaucer’s
Grave, with as much confusion, and as little Ceremony,
as was possible; every one glad to save themselves
from the Gentlemen’s Swords, or the Clubs of
the Mob. When the Funeral was over, Mr. Charles
sent a Challenge to Lord Jeffreys, who refusing to
answer it, he sent several others, and went often himself,
but could neither get a Letter deliver’d, nor
Admittance to speak to him, that he resolved, since
his Lordship refused to answer him like a Gentleman,
he would watch an Opportunity to meet him, and fight
off hand, tho’ with all the Rules of Honour;
which his Lordship hearing, left the Town, and Mr.
Charles could never have the satisfaction to meet him,
tho’ he sought it till his death with the utmost
Application.’