against a cheat in consideration of a handsome bonus;
and, in fact, there is no saying what amount of dirty
work Nash would not have done for a hundred or so,
especially when the game of the table was shut up to
him. The man was immensely fond of money; he
liked to show his gold-laced coat and superb new waistcoat
in the Grove, the Abbey Ground, and Bond Street, and
to be known as Le Grand Nash. But, on the other
hand, he did not love money for itself, and never
hoarded it. It is, indeed, something to Nash’s
honour, that he died poor. He delighted, in the
poverty of his mind, to display his great thick-set
person to the most advantage; he was as vain as any
fop, without the affectation of that character, for
he was always blunt and free-spoken, but, as long
as he had enough to satisfy his vanity, he cared nothing
for mere wealth. He had generosity, though he
neglected the precept about the right hand and the
left, and showed some ostentation in his charities.
When a poor ruined fellow at his elbow saw him win
at a throw L200, and murmured ’How happy that
would make me!’ Nash tossed the money to him,
and said, ’Go and be happy then.’
Probably the witless beau did not see the delicate
satire implied in his speech. It was only the
triumph of a gamester. On other occasions he
collected subscriptions for poor curates, and so forth,
in the same spirit, and did his best towards founding
an hospital, which has since proved of great value
to those afflicted with rheumatic gout. In the
same spirit, though himself a gamester, he often attempted
to win young and inexperienced boys, who came to toss
away their money at the rooms, from seeking their
own ruin; and, on the whole, there was some goodness
of heart in this gold-laced bear.
That he was a bear there are anecdotes enough to show,
and whether true or not, they sufficiently prove what
the reputation of the man must have been. Thus,
when a lady, afflicted with a curvature of the spine,
told him that ‘She had come straight
from London that day,’ Nash replied with utter
heartlessness, ’Then, ma’am, you’ve
been damnably warpt on the road.’ The lady
had her revenge, however, for meeting the beau one
day in the Grove, as she toddled along with her dog,
and being impudently asked by him if she knew the
name of Tobit’s dog, she answered quickly, ’Yes,
sir, his name was Nash, and a most impudent dog he
was too.’
It is due to Nash to state that he made many attempts
to put an end to the perpetual system of scandal,
which from some hidden cause seems always to be connected
with mineral springs; but as he did not banish the
old maids, of course he failed. Of the young ladies
and their reputation he took a kind of paternal care,
and in that day they seem to have needed it, for even
at nineteen, those who had any money to lose, staked
it at the tables with as much gusto as the wrinkled,
puckered, greedy-eyed ‘single woman,’
of a certain or uncertain age. Nash protected
and cautioned them, and even gave them the advantage