Oh! higher far is the well-earn’d
bliss
Of quiet after a storm like this
Than all the joys of selfish ease:
’Tis thus I would row o’er
the sea of Life,
Thus force my way through the roar and
strife,
And win repose by toils like these.
BEDFORDSHIRE BALLAD.—I.
THE TWO MAIDENS.
[The following Verses were written for a country Penny Reading].
Two Bedfordshire maidens in one village
dwelt;
Side by side in their Church every Sunday
they knelt;
They were not very pretty and not very
plain;
And their names were Eliza and Emily Jane.
Now Carpenter Smith was young, steady
and still,
And wherever he went, worked and played
with a will:
To bed he went early, and early did rise;
So, of course, he was healthy, and wealthy,
and wise.
But John he grew tired of a bachelor’s
life,
So he looked all around him in search
of a wife;
And his eyes, as they wandered, again
and again
Returned to Eliza and Emily Jane.
And whenever those maidens encountered
his eye,
Their pulses beat quickly (perhaps you
know why);
They each of them thought him a wonderful
Don,
And wished to be married to Carpenter
John.
But John, as you’ve heard, was a
prudent young man;
And determined their faults and their
merits to scan;
Says he, “If I marry, I’m
tied for my life;
“So it’s well to be cautious
in choosing a wife.”
Now I’m sorry to say that young
Emily Jane
Was disposed to be rather conceited and
vain;
In fact, for the truth I’m obliged
to confess,
Was decidedly fond of extravagant dress.
So she thought the best way to the Carpenter’s
heart
Was to purchase gay dresses and finery
smart;
In the carrier’s van off to Bedford
she went,
And many weeks’ wages in finery
spent.
Her dress it was blue, and her ribbons
were green,
And her chignon the highest that ever
was seen,
And perched on the top, heavy-laden with
flowers,
Was a bonnet, embosomed in beautiful bowers.
So red, as she walked to the Church, was
her shawl
That the bull in the farm-yard did bellow
and bawl;
And so high were her heels that on entering
the door
She slipped, and she stumbled, and fell
on the floor.
Says Carpenter Smith, “It’s
decidedly plain
“That I’d better keep clear
of that Emily Jane:”
So from Emily Jane he averted his eye,
And just at that moment Eliza passed by.
Now Eliza had thought, “If his heart
I subdue,
“It shall not be by dresses and
finery new:
“For a lover who’s taken by
ornaments gay
“Will love some one else ere a week
pass away.”
So her ribbons were lilac; white straw
was her bonnet;
Her dress was light grey, with dark braiding
upon it;
Her jacket was black; and her boots of
stout leather
Were fitted for walking in all sorts of
weather.