and the stomachs of all his domestics, to the care
of Dr. Finn. How was it possible that Phineas
should stand for Loughshane? From whence was
the money to come for such a contest? It was a
beautiful dream, a grand idea, lifting Phineas almost
off the earth by its glory. When the proposition
was first made to him in the smoking-room at the Reform
Club by his friend Erle, he was aware that he blushed
like a girl, and that he was unable at the moment to
express himself plainly,—so great was his
astonishment and so great his gratification.
But before ten minutes had passed by, while Barrington
Erle was still sitting over his shoulder on the club
sofa, and before the blushes had altogether vanished,
he had seen the improbability of the scheme, and had
explained to his friend that the thing could not be
done. But to his increased astonishment, his friend
made nothing of the difficulties. Loughshane,
according to Barrington Erle, was so small a place,
that the expense would be very little. There were
altogether no more than 307 registered electors.
The inhabitants were so far removed from the world,
and were so ignorant of the world’s good things,
that they knew nothing about bribery. The Hon.
George Morris, who had sat for the last twenty years,
was very unpopular. He had not been near the
borough since the last election, he had hardly done
more than show himself in Parliament, and had neither
given a shilling in the town nor got a place under
Government for a single son of Loughshane. “And
he has quarrelled with his brother,” said Barrington
Erle. “The devil he has!” said Phineas.
“I thought they always swore by each other.”
“It’s at each other they swear now,”
said Barrington; “George has asked the Earl for
more money, and the Earl has cut up rusty.”
Then the negotiator went on to explain that the expenses
of the election would be defrayed out of a certain
fund collected for such purposes, that Loughshane
had been chosen as a cheap place, and that Phineas
Finn had been chosen as a safe and promising young
man. As for qualification, if any question were
raised, that should be made all right. An Irish
candidate was wanted, and a Roman Catholic. So
much the Loughshaners would require on their own account
when instigated to dismiss from their service that
thorough-going Protestant, the Hon. George Morris.
Then “the party,”—by which
Barrington Erle probably meant the great man in whose
service he himself had become a politician,—required
that the candidate should be a safe man, one who would
support “the party,”—not a
cantankerous, red-hot semi-Fenian, running about to
meetings at the Rotunda, and such-like, with views
of his own about tenant-right and the Irish Church.
“But I have views of my own,” said Phineas,
blushing again. “Of course you have, my
dear boy,” said Barrington, clapping him on
the back. “I shouldn’t come to you
unless you had views. But your views and ours
are the same, and you’re just the lad for Galway.
You mightn’t have such an opening again in your
life, and of course you’ll stand for Loughshane.”
Then the conversation was over, the private secretary
went away to arrange some other little matter of the
kind, and Phineas Finn was left alone to consider
the proposition that had been made to him.