Phineas Finn eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 986 pages of information about Phineas Finn.

Phineas Finn eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 986 pages of information about Phineas Finn.

It will be necessary that we should go back in our story for a very short period in order that the reader may be told that Phineas Finn was duly re-elected at Loughton after his appointment at the Treasury Board.  There was some little trouble at Loughton, and something more of expense than he had before encountered.  Mr. Quintus Slide absolutely came down, and was proposed by Mr. Vellum for the borough.  Mr. Vellum being a gentleman learned in the law, and hostile to the interests of the noble owner of Saulsby, was able to raise a little trouble against our hero.  Mr. Slide was proposed by Mr. Vellum, and seconded by Mr. Vellum’s clerk,—­though, as it afterwards appeared, Mr. Vellum’s clerk was not in truth an elector,—­and went to the poll like a man.  He received three votes, and at twelve o’clock withdrew.  This in itself could hardly have afforded compensation for the expense which Mr. Slide or his backers must have encountered;—­but he had an opportunity of making a speech, every word of which was reported in the People’s Banner; and if the speech was made in the language given in the report, Mr. Slide was really possessed of some oratorical power.  Most of those who read the speech in the columns of the People’s Banner were probably not aware how favourable an opportunity of retouching his sentences in type had been given to Mr. Slide by the fact of his connection with the newspaper.  The speech had been very severe upon our hero; and though the speaker had been so hooted and pelted at Loughton as to have been altogether inaudible,—­so maltreated that in point of fact he had not been able to speak above a tenth part of his speech at all,—­nevertheless the speech did give Phineas a certain amount of pain.  Why Phineas should have read it who can tell?  But who is there that abstains from reading that which is printed in abuse of himself?

In the speech as it was printed Mr. Slide declared that he had no thought of being returned for the borough.  He knew too well how the borough was managed, what slaves the electors were;—­how they groaned under a tyranny from which hitherto they had been unable to release themselves.  Of course the Earl’s nominee, his lacquey, as the honourable gentleman might be called, would be returned.  The Earl could order them to return whichever of his lacqueys he pleased.—­There is something peculiarly pleasing to the democratic ear in the word lacquey!  Any one serving a big man, whatever the service may be, is the big man’s lacquey in the People’s Banner.—­The speech throughout was very bitter.  Mr. Phineas Finn, who had previously served in Parliament as the lacquey of an Irish earl, and had been turned off by him, had now fallen into the service of the English earl, and was the lacquey chosen for the present occasion.  But he, Quintus Slide, who boasted himself to be a man of the people,—­he could tell them that the days of their thraldom were coming to an end, and that their enfranchisement was

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