Banner. There he wrote a leading article
about Bunce’s case, for which he was in due time
to be paid a guinea. After all, the People’s
Banner might do more for him in this way than
ever would be done by Parliament. Mr. Slide, however,
and another gentleman at the Banner office,
much older than Mr. Slide, who announced himself as
the actual editor, were anxious that Phineas should
rid himself of his heterodox political resolutions
about the ballot. It was not that they cared much
about his own opinions; and when Phineas attempted
to argue with the editor on the merits of the ballot,
the editor put him down very shortly. “We
go in for it, Mr. Finn,” he said. If Mr.
Finn would go in for it too, the editor seemed to
think that Mr. Finn might make himself very useful
at the Banner Office. Phineas stoutly maintained
that this was impossible,—and was therefore
driven to confine his articles in the service of the
people to those open subjects on which his opinions
agreed with those of the People’s Banner.
This was his second article, and the editor seemed
to think that, backward as he was about the ballot,
he was too useful an aid to be thrown aside. A
member of Parliament is not now all that he was once,
but still there is a prestige in the letters affixed
to his name which makes him loom larger in the eyes
of the world than other men. Get into Parliament,
if it be but for the borough of Loughshane, and the
People’s Banners all round will be glad
of your assistance, as will also companies limited
and unlimited to a very marvellous extent. Phineas
wrote his article and promised to look in again, and
so they went on. Mr. Quintus Slide continued
to assure him that a “horgan” was indispensable
to him, and Phineas began to accommodate his ears to
the sound which had at first been so disagreeable.
He found that his acquaintance, Mr. Slide, had ideas
of his own as to getting into the ’Ouse at some
future time. “I always look upon the ’Ouse
as my oyster, and ’ere’s my sword,”
said Mr. Slide, brandishing an old quill pen.
“And I feel that if once there I could get along.
I do indeed. What is it a man wants? It’s
only pluck,—that he shouldn’t funk
because a ’undred other men are looking at him.”
Then Phineas asked him whether he had any idea of
a constituency, to which Mr. Slide replied that he
had no absolutely formed intention. Many boroughs,
however, would doubtless be set free from aristocratic
influence by the redistribution of seats which must
take place, as Mr. Slide declared, at any rate in
the next session. Then he named the borough of
Loughton; and Phineas Finn, thinking of Saulsby, thinking
of the Earl, thinking of Lady Laura, and thinking of
Violet, walked away disgusted. Would it not be
better that the quiet town, clustering close round
the walls of Saulsby, should remain as it was, than
that it should be polluted by the presence of Mr. Quintus
Slide?