The front rank, hands down, have the big
fence’s measure;
The faint-hearts are craning
to left and to right;
The Master goes through with a crash on
“The Treasure;”
The grey takes the lot like
a gull in his flight;
There’s a brown crumpled up, lying
still as a dead one;
There’s a roan mare
refusing, as stubborn as sin;
While the breaker flogs up on a green
underbred one
And smashes the far-away rail
with a grin.
The chase carries on over hilltop and
hollow,
The life of Old England, the
pluck and the fun;
And who would ask more than a stiff line
to follow
With hounds running hard in
the Opening Run?
W. H. O.
* * * * *
IN PRAISE OF THE PELICANS.
The pelicans in St. James’s Park
On every day from dawn to dark
Pursue, inscrutable of mien,
A fixed unvarying routine.
Whatever be the wind or weather
They spend their time in peace together,
And plainly nothing can upset
The harmony of their quartet.
Most punctually by the clock
They roost upon or quit their rock,
Or swim ashore and hold their levee,
Lords of the mixed lacustrine bevy;
Or with their slow unwieldy gait
Their green domain perambulate,
Or with prodigious flaps and prances
Indulge in their peculiar dances,
Returning to their feeding-ground
What time the keeper goes his round
With fish and scraps for their nutrition
After laborious deglutition.
Calm, self-sufficing, self-possessed,
They never mingle with the rest,
Watching with not unfriendly eye
The antics of the lesser fry,
Save when bold sparrows draw too near
Their mighty beaks—and disappear.
Outlandish birds, at times grotesque,
And yet superbly picturesque,
Although resignedly we mourn
A Park dismantled and forlorn,
Long may it be ere you forsake
Your quarters on the minished Lake;
For there, with splendid plumes and hues
And ways that startle and amuse,
You constantly refresh the eye
And cheer the heart of passers-by,
Untouched by years of shock and strain,
Undeviatingly urbane,
And lending London’s commonplace
A touch of true heraldic grace.
* * * * *
RING IN THE OLD.
There is a shabby-looking man who (I read it in The Times) rings the bell of London hospitals, asks to see the secretary, presumes (as is always a safe thing to do) that the establishment is grievously in need of funds, and without any further parley hands to the startled but gratified official bank-notes to the tune of five hundred pounds. He then vanishes without giving name or address. This unknown benefactor is dressed in top-boots, riding breeches of honourable antiquity, a black coat green with age and a “Cup Final” cap. At the same time (this too on The Times’ authority) there is an oddly and obsolescently attired lady going about who also makes London hospitals her hobby. She begins by asking the secretary if she may take off her boots, and, receiving permission, takes them off, places her feet on an adjacent chair and hands him two thousand pounds.