he. “What have you here?” said I.
“That I will show you, in a few minutes.”
I knew all the time, and though I was vexed, I could
not refrain from laughter. “You laugh,”
said he, “and well you might, if you knew the
speculation I had been making to-day.” He
soon got a hatchet to show me his treasure. I
never saw a man so perfectly carried away at the prospect
he had in store. He was nearly exhausted by carrying
such a burden so far. The perspiration drops
were oozing out of his forehead, and he effected the
opening of the keg with no little trouble. “Now,
sir,” said he, “you may laugh, if you please;
raise that head and see if there is not something
in store to laugh at.” I did as he bade.
I lifted up the head which covered his treasure, when
to his surprise a few black copper cents made their
appearance. “Copper bogus,” said I.
“I believe in my soul they have mistaken; let’s
examine further.” He soon discovered the
false head, which he raised, and in a double surprise
cried out, “My conscience, I won’t trade.
No, I will have my money back! I will sue them.”
“Who will you sue?” said I. He came to
a stand, then remarked, “Really, I can’t
tell who they were. They gave me no name, but
I will take them for swindling if they don’t
give it up. I will swear,” said he—then
he paused and I took the word from his mouth, and told
him that I would swear that he was a fool, and had
better return to Dearborn county and plough corn.
He laid the coppers one side, being about two hundred,
then carefully headed the keg up. We went to bed.
During the night he arose. I heard him going
downstairs. The next morning I discovered that
both him and the keg were missing. I never heard
from him afterwards, but hope, if he is at home, that
you will hereafter keep him there.
Yours, in haste,
P.S. I hope you will answer this immediately.
Direct to Nashville,
Tennessee. This Brother is a true blue.
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[This describes the bearer to be CUNNING, TEMPERATE,
TREACHEROUS, IMPRUDENT; size LOW and HEAVY; by profession
a PHYSICIAN and a MERCHANT; disease RHEUMATISM and
FACE DISFIGURED; age from FORTY to FORTY-FIVE; QUICK-SPOKEN.]
No. 9.
Lawrenceburgh, April 9, 1827.
Friend Brown,—I am happy to have
the extreme pleasure of introducing to your acquaintance
one of my most intimate friends. He visits the
city on business, which may require assistance; if
so, you can confer no greater favour on your humble
servant, than by serving him.
Yours, in haste,
The following was taken from the same sheet, having
been interlined in fine hand in sympathetic ink, which
was entirely a secret to the bearer, and read when
warm, as follows:
In a side pocket made upon the inside of an old
black velvet vest, you will find eighteen hundred
dollars in United States money. In an old hair
trunk, tied around with a rope, he carries twelve hundred
dollars in silver. He is fond of spirits, and
occasionally gets drunk, and when drunk, has no memory,
and would not acknowledge the fact of being drunk
for twice the amount. He is a man of wealth and
of honour. Destroy this immediately.