“I had a few twinges of conscience,” she added sneeringly, “and thought I’d change my mode of life; but it was never in me to behave like a saint.  People follow the bent of their inclinations most generally.  I’ve heard many good, but mistaken persons pity women who had gone wrong, and try faithfully to reclaim them, but it’s all lost labor.  Most of them take the downward road because it’s the easiest, and comes natural, and after a time it’s impossible to reform them, with a precious few exceptions.  I’ve found out, though, since my short and sweet experience in this community, that I ain’t the worst creature in the world.  Say what you will, I am just as good at this moment as the rest of the women here.  This girl that they have persecuted is about the only decent body among them.  That’s why they hate her, for being a continual reproof to them.”

“Oh, you need not nod, and wink, and draw away from me as though I was contagion,” she said vindictively, “I know you all.  I happen to be in the confidence of a certain gentleman that some of you know too intimately for your own good.  You, for instance, Mrs. Brier, (glancing meaningly at the little woman,) and you, Mrs. Charles Burton, and you, and you, (pointing in rapid succession to several demure looking ladies who had eyed her with glances of apprehension.) It’s about time for Mrs. Euphrasia Anastasia Strain to begin to keep an eye on her husband’s movements, if she happens to be the least bit of a jealous nature.”

These concluding remarks produced a decided sensation.  Every lady rose simultaneously to their feet.  Mrs. Brier fainted, and dropped limp and lifeless and unobserved.  The Editor’s lady went into hysterics, the demure-looking females “lifted up their voices and wept,” and everybody but Betsey Pryor seemed struck with general consternation.  “Thank goodness!” exclaimed the last mentioned lady, pursing up her thin lips, “I never had anything to do with the men.  Nobody can accuse me of that, anyway.”

Which was but too true.

The spinster having uttered this emphatic remark, folded her garments over her immaculate bosom and went forth to seek consolation in a cup of Mrs. Wynn’s good tea.

Profiting by her example, the others immediately bent their steps to their respective homes, and that was the last meeting of the Society ever held in that village.  It then and there, at the height of its apparent prosperity, came to an untimely end, to the lasting grief and shame of a few worthy souls, and the amusement of many more, who were wicked enough to rejoice over its ignominious downfall.

Soon after Mrs. Caroline Newcomer left Waveland to return no more, and not a little to the astonishment of every one, Mr. Charles Burton sold his residence to a wealthy gentleman and removed with his family to a distant city.

That was the only change that occurred except the departure of Mrs. Euphrasia Anastasia Strain, who went home about this time to visit her ma; and that of Rose Wynn, who left off going to church and Sabbath School, to become wholly invisible a few weeks after.