Perhaps it was an unusual method, but it worked so well that I have often employed it since.  I may say incidentally that it is of no use with the ice man.  Perhaps dealing with merchandise below zero keeps his resistance unusually good.  I have never been able to extract a pound of ice from him, even for illness, except on his regular day and in my proper turn.  I think I should also except the fish man, who always promises to call Fridays and never does; much valuable time have I lost in searching the highways and byways for his old horse and white wagon.

Next to the execution of the telegraph pole I felt a little grass lawn to be of the utmost importance.  Nothing could better show how short a time I had been in California than not to realize that even if you can afford to dine on caviar, pate de fois gras, and fresh mushrooms, grass may be beyond your means.  I bravely had the ground prepared and sown.  First, the boys’ governess watered it so hard that it removed all the seed, so we tried again.  Then the water was shut off while pipes were being laid on the highway below, and only at dawn and after dark could we get a drop.  I did the watering in my night-gown, and was soon rewarded by a little green fuzz.  Then all the small rabbits for miles around gathered there for breakfast.  They were so tame you could hardly drive them away, so I invited the brothers who kept the hardware store in the village to come up and shoot them.  They came gladly and brought their friends, but were so very anxious to help that I thought they were going to shoot the children too, and had politely to withdraw my invitation.  The gardener and I then made a luscious compound of bacon grease and rough-on-rats, which we served on lettuce leaves and left about the edges of the grass plot.  Did you ever hear a rabbit scream?  They do.  I felt like Lucretia Borgia, and decided that if they wanted the lawn they could have it.  Oddly enough, a lot of grass came up in quite another part of the garden.  I suppose it was the first planting that Fraeulein had blown away with the hose!  We often have surprises like that in gardening.  We once planted window-boxes of mignonette and they came up petunias—­volunteer petunias at that.  Of course, it all adds to the interest and adventure of life.

After the water-pipes were laid the gas deserted us, and we had a few meals cooked on all the little alcohol lamps we could muster.  Then the motor fell desperately ill, and from then on was usually to be found strewed over the floor of the garage.  Jerome K. Jerome says about bicycles, that if you have one you must decide whether you will ride it or overhaul it.  This applies as well to motors.  We decided to overhaul ours with a few brief excursions, just long enough to give an opportunity for having it towed home.  One late afternoon we were hurrying across the mesa to supper, when our magneto flew off into the ditch, scattering screws in all directions.  Fortunately, a kind of Knight Errant to our family appeared just in the nick of time to take us home and send help to the wreck.  I once kept a garage in San Diego open half an hour after closing time by a Caruso sob in my voice over the telephone, while my brother-in-law’s miserable chauffeur hurried over for an indispensable part.