Then there was “Boost.”  He was a small bantam rooster, beloved of our landlady, which really proves nothing because she was such a tender-hearted person that she loved every dumb creature that wandered to her door.  Had Boost been dumb I might have loved him too.  He had a voice like the noise a small boy can make with a tin can and a resined string.  He had a malevolent eye and knew that I detested him, so that he took especial pains to crow under my windows, generally about an hour after the mocking-birds stopped.  I think living with a lot of big hens and roosters told on his nervous system, and he took it out on me.  Great self-restraint did I exercise in not wringing his neck, when help came from an unexpected quarter.  Boost had spirit—­I grant him that—­and one day he evidently forgot that he wasn’t a full-sized bird, and was reproved by the Sultan of the poultry-yard in such a way that he was found almost dead of his wounds.  Dear Miss W——­’s heart was quite broken.  She fed him brandy and anointed him with healing lotions, but to no avail.  He died.  I had felt much torn and rather doublefaced in my inquiries for the sufferer, because I was so terribly afraid he might get well, so it was a great relief when he was safely buried in the back lot.

Though I love animals I have had bloodthirsty moments of feeling that the only possible way to enjoy pets was to have them like those wooden Japanese eggs which fit into each other.  If you have white mice or a canary, have a cat to contain the canary, and a dog to reckon with the cat.  Further up in the scale the matter is more difficult, of course.  One of our “best seller” manufacturers, in his early original days, wrote a delightful tale.  In it he said:  “A Cheetah is a yellow streak full of people’s pet dogs,” so perhaps that is the answer.  The ultimate cheetah would, of course, have to be shot and stuffed, as it would hardly be possible to have a wild-cat lounging about the place.  I think the idea has possibilities.  So many of our plans are determined by pets.  “No, we can’t close the house and go motoring for a week, because there is no one with whom to leave the puppies.”  “Yes, we rented our house to Mrs. S——­ for less than we expected to get for it, because she is so fond of cats and promised to take good care of Pom Pom”—­which recalls to my mind a dear little girl who had a white kitten that she was entrusting to a neighbor.  The neighbor, a busy person with eight children, received the kitten without demonstration of any kind.  Little Lydia looked at her for a few moments and then said, “Mrs. F——­, that kitten must be loved.”  That is really the trouble, not only must they be loved, but they are loved and then the pull on your heart-strings begins.  We have a pair of twin silver-haired Yorkshire terriers, who are an intimate part of our family circle.  I sometimes feel like a friend of mine in San Francisco, who has a marvellous Chinese cook, and says she hopes she will die before Li does.  I hope “Rags”