notions of death and the future state of any who had
handled that subject. She then asked for the work
[we marvel the edition and impress had not been mentioned]
and lectured on it with great eloquence and affection.
Dr. Kenrick’s Ascetick was also mentioned
with approbation by this critical specter [the Doctor’s
work was no doubt a tenant of the shelf in some favorite
publisher’s shop]; and Mr. Norris’s Poem
on Friendship, a work, which I doubt, though honored
with a ghost’s approbation, we may now seek for
as vainly as Correlli tormented his memory to recover
the sonata which the devil played to him in a dream.
Presently after, from former habits we may suppose,
the guest desires a cup of tea; but, bethinking herself
of her new character, escapes from her own proposal
by recollecting that Mr. Bargrave was in the habit
of breaking his wife’s china. It would have
been indeed strangely out of character if the spirit
had lunched, or breakfasted upon tea and toast.
Such a consummation would have sounded as ridiculous
as if the statue of the commander in Don Juan
had not only accepted of the invitation of the libertine
to supper, but had also committed a beefsteak to his
flinty jaws and stomach of adamant. A little
more conversation ensued of a less serious nature,
and tending to show that even the passage from life
to death leaves the female anxiety about person and
dress somewhat alive. The ghost asked Mrs. Bargrave
whether she did not think her very much altered, and
Mrs. Bargrave of course complimented her on her good
looks. Mrs. Bargrave also admired the gown which
Mrs. Veal wore, and as a mark of her perfectly restored
confidence, the spirit led her into the important secret,
that it was a scoured silk, and lately made
up. She informed her also of another secret,
namely, that one Mr. Breton had allowed her ten pounds
a year; and, lastly, she requested that Mrs. Bargrave
would write to her brother, and tell him how to distribute
her mourning rings, and mentioned there was a purse
of gold in her cabinet. She expressed some wish
to see Mrs. Bargrave’s daughter; but when that
good lady went to the next door to seek her, she found
on her return the guest leaving the house. She
had got without the door, in the street, in the face
of the beast market, on a Saturday, which is market
day, and stood ready to part. She said she must
be going, as she had to call upon her cousin Watson
(this appears to be a gratis dictum on the part
of the ghost) and, maintaining the character of mortality
to the last, she quietly turned the corner, and walked
out of sight.
Then came the news of Mrs. Veal’s having died the day before at noon. Says Mrs. Bargrave, “I am sure she was with me on Saturday almost two hours.” And in comes Captain Watson, and says Mrs. Veal was certainly dead. And then come all the pieces of evidence, and especially the striped silk gown. Then Mrs. Watson cried out, “You have seen her indeed, for none knew but Mrs. Veal and I that that