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A witlesse Gallant, a young
Wench that woo’d,
(Yet his dull Spirit her not
one iot could moue)
Intreated me, as e’r
I wish’d his good,
To write him but one Sonnet
to his Loue:
When I, as fast as e’r
my Penne could trot,
Powr’d out what first
from quicke Inuention came;
Nor neuer stood one word thereof
to blot,
Much like his Wit, that was
to vse the same:
But with my Verses he his
Mistres wonne,
Who doted on the Dolt beyond
all measure.
But soe, for you to Heau’n
for Phraze I runne,
And ransacke all APOLLO’S
golden Treasure;
Yet by my Troth,
this Foole his Loue obtaines,
And I lose you,
for all my Wit and Paines.
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Is not Loue here, as ’tis
in other Clymes,
And diff’reth it, as
doe the seu’rall Nations?
Or hath it lost the Vertue,
with the Times,
Or in this land alt’reth
with the Fashions?
Or haue our Passions lesser
pow’r then theirs,
Who had lesse Art them liuely
to expresse?
Is Nature growne lesse pow’rfull
in their Heires,
Or in our Fathers did the
more transgresse?
I am sure my Sighes come from
a Heart as true,
As any Mans, that Memory can
boast,
And my Respects and Seruices
to you
Equall with his, that loues
his Mistris most:
Or Nature must
be partiall in my Cause,
Or onely you doe
violate her Lawes.
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Cupid coniured
Thou purblind Boy, since thou
hast been so slacke
To wound her Heart, whose
Eyes haue wounded me,
And suff’red her to
glory in my Wracke,
Thus to my aid, I lastly coniure
thee;
By Hellish Styx (by
which the THUND’RER sweares)
By thy faire Mothers vnauoided
Power,
By HECAT’S Names, by
PROSERPINE’S sad Teares,
When she was rapt to the infernall
Bower,
By thine own loued PSYCHES,
by the Fires
Spent on thine Altars, flaming
vp to Heau’n;
By all the Louers Sighes,
Vowes, and Desires,
By all the Wounds that euer
thou hast giu’n;
I coniure thee
by all that I haue nam’d,
To make her loue,
or CUPID be thou damn’d.
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Cupid, I hate thee, which
I’de haue thee know,
A naked Starueling euer may’st
thou be,
Poore Rogue, goe pawne thy
Fascia and thy Bow,
For some few Ragges, wherewith
to couer thee;
Or if thou’lt not, thy
Archerie forbeare,
To some base Rustick doe thy
selfe preferre,
And when Corne’s sowne,
or growne into the Eare,
Practise thy Quiuer, and turne
Crow-keeper;
Or being Blind (as fittest
for the Trade)
Goe hyre thy selfe some bungling
Harpers Boy;
They that are blind, are Minstrels
often made,
So may’st thou liue,
to thy faire Mothers Ioy:
That whilst with
MARS she holdeth her old way,
Thou, her Blind
Sonne, may’st sit by them, and play.