so monstrous, taking into consideration his antecedents,
his bringing-up, and all his forebears, that it had
to his mind the grotesqueness of a gargoyle on his
house of life. He was now going to apply for
the last position on his list, that of a coachman for
a gentleman, presumably of wealth, in Harlem.
The name was quite unknown to him. It was German.
He thought to himself in all probability the owner
was Jewish. This was absolutely his last venture.
He chose this as he would choose anything in preference
to the one which was always within reach. As
the train sped along he fell to thinking of himself
in this position for which he was about to apply.
He imagined himself in livery sitting with a pair of
sleek bays well in hand. He reflected that at
least he could do his work well. He wondered
idly about the questions he would be asked. He
considered suddenly that he must have a reference for
a place of this sort, and he tore a leaf out of his
note-book, took out his stylo-graphic pen, and scribbled
a reference, signing his own name. He reflected,
as he did so, that it was odd that he, who had employed
so many doubtful methods to gain financial ends, should
feel an inward qualm at the proceeding. Still,
he was somewhat amused at the thought that Mr. A.
Baumstein might write to him at Banbridge, and he
should in that case reply, repeating his own list of
qualification for the place. He wondered if they
would ask if he were married, if they would prefer
him married, if he drank, if he would be forbidden
to smoke in the stables. He considered all the
questions which he should be likely to ask himself,
in a similar case. He got a curious feeling as
if he were having an experience like Alice in Wonderland,
as if he were in reality going in at the back of his
own experiences, gaining the further side of his moon.
He began to be almost impatient to reach his station
and see the outcome of it all. Strangely enough,
he never reflected on the good advice which the young
woman that morning had given him as to the undesirable
gentility of his general appearance. He never
considered that as a drawback. When he reached
his station he got off the train, went down the stairs,
crossed the avenue, and up a block to the next street.
When he found the number of which he was in search
he hesitated a second. He wondered at what door
he should apply. It manifestly could not be the
front door. He therefore went farther down the
street and gained the one running parallel, by which
means he could reach the rear entrance of the house.
It had no basement entrance under the front door.
It was a new building, and quite pretentious, the
most pretentious of a new and pretentious block.
He traversed the small back yard, bending his stately
head under a grove of servants’ clothes which
were swinging whitely from a net-work of lines, and
knocked on the door. His knock was answered by
a woman, presumably a cook, and she looked like a
Swede. Unaccountably to him, she started back
with a look of alarm and nearly closed the door, and
inquired in good English, with a little accent, what
he wanted. Carroll raised his hat and explained.